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  • #1

    And this was just today.

    Today is a rather mixed day....

    Sucky Customers:

    Go AWAY YOU WHORE!

    I know what you do for a living. I know you bring your John's in and out and in and out of my hotel. But I don't know why my supiriors haven't kicked you out yet, though! What sort of PROOF do we need? To actually see you fuck your John and watch hand you the cash?! And that little cursing outburt you just had on your cell phone? Yeah, do it again and I'll send your wrinkly ass outside for your phone calls.


    Pets are allowed but with a FEE.
    Okay lady, you said you booked online. Fine. You also said that your pet was free. Uh, not fine. See, we have a pet FEE. Non-refundable. 50$ for the first night and 20$ for every night thereafter. What? The website only said that pets are allowed? Lady, did it say pets are free? No? Then there's a pet fee. You should have called the hotel to confirm this info; most hotels, when if you're booking online, specifically say if the pet can stay free.
    We have a policy on kids too. Kids stay free. It specifically SAYS this. If the website says kids stay free and only "pets allowed" then I would assume there's a fee. CALL THE BLOODY HOTEL TO CONFIRM.


    No, We're not an Hourly hotel!

    Stop asking me if I'm sure! I've worked here for 8 months now, I should know! And, No, I will NOT cut you a break and give you an hourly rate. If you want to sleep for 3 hours, you're still going to pay the $94 plus tax.


    Cursing out Co-Workers:

    No deposit?!

    Okay, lady, we take a deposit with CASH ROOMS for a reason! It's in case the guest ruins something, we have some money for compensation. So why aren't you getting the room deposit?! And, uh... if a guest is extending, they have to pay before noon! NOT ON MY SHIFT! Dudette, I start work at 3PM! If they don't pay for their room, and keep hanging up on you every time you call the room, it's time to involve the cops. BIG TIME.


    Moron's in Management:



    Please, K, for the love of all that is holy and unholy, HIRE SOMEONE THAT'S COMPITANT! I grow tired of training these idiots that refuse to come in when you tell them to, bitch about how the pay period is bi-weekly and doesn't pay attention during training!




    I have three hours left to my shift, and tomorrow's my day off. Someone make sure the ice box is packed with Booze so it's cold when I get home!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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  • #2
    I'm sure we'd all love to strangle the training department. I don't even train anymore and I still wonder how the hell any of these people get hired.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #3
      Who knows. They must seem to be real eager for the job and when they actually do get the job, are irked they have to go through training.

      My head.... it hurts....
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        Cut them a break. Go on. You know you want to. The would then be your bestest friend in the whole wide world.
        Yes. I know my typing sucks but I have a large orange cat sitting on my keyboard and a small disturbed dog trying to sniff his butt

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        • #5
          If I could abide living in Texas, I'd be there with resume in hand. I'm more than used to biweekly, as every job I've done, except for temp work, was biweekly.
          The Case of the Missing Mandrake; A Jude Derry, Sorceress Sleuth Mystery Available on Amazon.

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          • #6
            Meh. I still can't stand TX and I've been here for... 8 months now.
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              (hands EQ Karamel Sutra ice cream).

              This solves everything.

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              • #8
                Well EQ, if you want to move out of Texas, the hotel I'm at just had someone quit, you could apply there... and if it didn't mean that I'd lose my in state residency I'd apply at your hotel in a heart beat (it sounds like a much nicer place than I'm at... my place isn't bad, yours just sounds better).
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #9
                  I'd take you up on the offer, but I'd rather go back to New Mexico.
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    I saw we all meet in a centralized location and start our own hotel LOL
                    When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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                    • #11
                      Quoth thehippie777 View Post
                      I saw we all meet in a centralized location and start our own hotel LOL
                      The Dream Hotel is waiting for me. Come work for me, I'll pay ya well.
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        The Dream Hotel is waiting for me. Come work for me, I'll pay ya well.
                        I could run either your audit or your reservation desk... where do I send my resume?
                        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                        • #13
                          I can pretty much do anything, although I prefer the Front Desk. I have 6 years Audit experience right along with my Front Desk experience. I have also worked the breakfast bar, laundry, I was head housekeeper, and I have done some maitenance. lol there, my application. Oh I can type somewhere around 80 wpm when undisrupted. I can run pretty much any office computer program.

                          Although, I kind of wish to a adopt some sort of logical & fair "NO SC's" rule. lol
                          When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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                          • #14
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            I could run either your audit or your reservation desk... where do I send my resume?
                            Quoth thehippie777 View Post
                            I can pretty much do anything, although I prefer the Front Desk. I have 6 years Audit experience right along with my Front Desk experience. I have also worked the breakfast bar, laundry, I was head housekeeper, and I have done some maitenance. lol there, my application. Oh I can type somewhere around 80 wpm when undisrupted. I can run pretty much any office computer program.

                            Although, I kind of wish to a adopt some sort of logical & fair "NO SC's" rule. lol
                            Wonderful, you're both hired.

                            Now I just have to get up the funds to build the darned thing... and location and a team together....
                            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                            • #15
                              Am I still allowed to stand there and leer and occasionally growl at the most idiotic of them, perhaps being allowed to use a black pudding to wallop some sense in them (Hell, the black pudding probably has more sense than most of them combined)
                              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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