I know a lot of stuff like how to kill an attacking dog with your bare hands, that George Clooney and Mark Whalberg are lovers, why milk causes cancer, why you cannot export hog bristle hairbrushes to Israel, and I can even tell you a funny story about the time I met Nelson Mandela.
When I tell you with absolute authority that you will not be able to send this item to The USA if you live outside of the Eurpoean Union, I am not making it up. I am not saying it to thwart all happiness in your life. I am doing it to save you a lot of money and frustration.
How do you know you can't send it? Because I wrote the book on it. Yes. I did. For 2 miserable years I spent my days documenting all prohibited postal items in the world. That's how I know! So there!
When I tell you with absolute authority that you will not be able to send this item to The USA if you live outside of the Eurpoean Union, I am not making it up. I am not saying it to thwart all happiness in your life. I am doing it to save you a lot of money and frustration.
How do you know you can't send it? Because I wrote the book on it. Yes. I did. For 2 miserable years I spent my days documenting all prohibited postal items in the world. That's how I know! So there!
Comment