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    ME:"Your total is $12.10."
    SC:*hands me a 20*
    ME:"OK, your change is $7.90, have a great day!"
    SC:"That's not right, I handed you a 20!"
    ME:"Yes, and your total was $12.10, and I gave you $7.90 back."
    SC:"That's not right!"
    ME:"Ma'am, what isn't right?"
    SC:"It's not right!"
    ME:"Ma'am, $12.10 plus $7.90 is $20."
    SC:"Well how much was my hot food?"
    ME:"$7.13."
    SC:"How much were the strawberries?"
    ME:"$2.99."
    SC:"But that's not right! I only got that and some water!"
    ME:"Ma'am, what, precisely, isn't right?"
    SC:"It's not right!! The strawberries were supposed to be $3."
    ME:"Yes, Ma'am, $2.99."
    SC:"How much was the hot food?"
    ME:"7.13."

    Eventually a co-worker took her aside and added it all up for her so I could continue checking.

    ................

    SC:"Is this $1.76?"
    ME:"No sir, it's half price, so it's $3.14."
    SC:"So which one's $1.76?"
    ME:"I don't know sir, but according to the paper there's a half price sale on that brand of ice cream, ranging from $2.49 to $3.14."
    SC:"But the sign said $1.76, which one is $1.76?"
    ME:"Are you sure it was for that brand of ice cream?"
    SC:"Yes, the sign said $1.76."
    ME:"Alright, the paper says $2.49 to $3.14, but I'll check with a co-worker."
    <CW comes over>
    SC:"There's a sign over there for this ice cream for $1.76, which kind is $1.76?"
    CW:"Well, that ice cream's on sale for $2.49 to $3.14, but our store doesn't carry the smaller one."
    SC:"Oh, yes, $2.49, that's what I meant."


    .......I hate you.
    The High Priest is an Illusion!

  • #2
    I hate that guy enough for the both of us.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      The first SC...I honestly wonder if people like that go home and cry when intellect suddenly sneaks up on them after a few days...
      "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
      "What IS fun to fight through?"
      "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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      • #4
        Those SC's are the kind that make me wanna
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          Quoth ArcticChicken View Post

          .......I hate you.


          What the hell did I do, this time?

          Seriously, I do hate when that happens
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          San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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