Guest: (very nasally voice which I hate) Yea Dave, I want to know where this villa is located
Me: It is just past the second security gate on the island
Guest: well what do you mean when you say the second gate?
Me: there are two gates on the island, this is just past the second one
Guest: Ok I am confused...what surrounds the property?
Me: it is a lagoon view
Guest: I dont understand what that means, a lagoon view, that tells me nothing....I need you to slow down and be more expansive in your description
Me: It sits right next to a lagoon, ma'am
Guest: well I dont understand.......I mean does it sit directly on the lagoon or does it face it at an angle, I just dont understand....are there houses next to it? How far apart are they?
Me: I know it faces the lagoon. I think it faces it directly
Guest: you think? you mean you dont know?
Me: I have never been asked that before
Guest: I find that hard to believe
Me: what can I say?
Guest: You know you're not being very helpful. Can I talk to someone else who can give me a better sense of the geography because I just dont feel confident talking to you. I dont think you know what you're talking about.
She talked to the only other person who has been there longer than me and complained about me
Me: It is just past the second security gate on the island
Guest: well what do you mean when you say the second gate?
Me: there are two gates on the island, this is just past the second one
Guest: Ok I am confused...what surrounds the property?
Me: it is a lagoon view
Guest: I dont understand what that means, a lagoon view, that tells me nothing....I need you to slow down and be more expansive in your description
Me: It sits right next to a lagoon, ma'am
Guest: well I dont understand.......I mean does it sit directly on the lagoon or does it face it at an angle, I just dont understand....are there houses next to it? How far apart are they?
Me: I know it faces the lagoon. I think it faces it directly
Guest: you think? you mean you dont know?
Me: I have never been asked that before
Guest: I find that hard to believe
Me: what can I say?
Guest: You know you're not being very helpful. Can I talk to someone else who can give me a better sense of the geography because I just dont feel confident talking to you. I dont think you know what you're talking about.
She talked to the only other person who has been there longer than me and complained about me
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