annoying

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: (whiny soccer mom) yea Dave, I want more info on your island

Me: would you like me to send you a brochure?

Guest: (huffing) No, I want you to tell me about it

Me: what would you like to know?

Guest: well I mean does it have a beach?

Me: yes ma'am

Guest: is the sand gritty or is it a more smooth sand?

Me: smooth probably

Guest: well you dont sound very confident in that, can you confirm that with someone else?

(put her on hold for a few seconds pretending to ask someone)\

Me: yes it is smooth

Guest: Ok.....East vs. West Beach

Me: what about them?

Guest: I want you to tell me why I would prefer one over the other

Me: I guess a lot of people like the East Beach better because of the park and playground

Guest: I want to hear your thoughts

Me: I think east beach is probably nicer

Guest: why?

Me: I just like that part of the island

Guest: how do you justify saying you like that part of the island?

Me: justify it?

Guest: yes

Me: I dont know how to justify it.....I just like it better

Guest: this is not what I am looking for..........you dont sound very enthusiatic about it. I would suggest you find a new job

A new job? Where I dont have to deal with people like you? That would be heaven on Earth

[Kheldarson]

...I would've been laughing once she asked me to justify a personal opinion. But that's me.

[Seraph]

I bet this person's favorite subject in school was Geometry...

[Sheldonrs]

Can she justify the fact that she's still alive?

[Pagan]

Guest: well I mean does it have a beach?

It's a resort island....

I used to think that the only stupid question was the one that wasn't asked....she just blew that theory out of the water.

[katie kaboom]

Guest: this is not what I am looking for..........you dont sound very enthusiatic about it. I would suggest you find a new job

"I will do that ma'am. But that means, by default, you get my job. Now hurry up...you're late for work."

[zigcat]

Dude, do you ever get any GOOD calls?

I mean, from what I gather, your clientele are nothing but a bunch of arrogant, self important, lazy, whiny, petty, condescending, rude, snotty. loud mouthed, infantile, entitlement whoring...(running out of adjectives) demanding douche nozzles ever to cross your phone line.

For Christ's sake, man. How the hell are you supposed to justify a personal preference? WHY the hell are you supposed to justify a personal preference? You gave her enough information (even offering to send her a brochure which she refused surprise, surprise)
that she could have made a decision without resorting to putting you on the defensive.
It sounds to me like she wanted you to make the decision for her so she could blame you if she was unsatisfied.

If someone calls the pizza place and is being snotty with me about their own lack of decision making I will quickly put them in their place.

SC: What do YOU like?
ME: People who know what THEY like.

And as for that last little bit:

SC: I would suggest you find a new job
ME: I would suggest you keep your suggestions to yourself....bitch

I feel for you, VRS.

[hinakiba777]

I thought only small children did the "But WHY do you like it' thing.

That woman sounds like a major.... *mutters under my breath and clears my throat* Ahem. Jerk.

Did everyone know that I'm not allowed to curse anymore? No. Yeah neither did I.

Anyway, I hope one day an intelligent person calls you.

[auntiem]

I'd be tempted to answer "because that is where my drug dealers are" as justification for liking one beach over the other.

[trunks2k]

Guest: I want to hear your thoughts

Me: I think east beach is probably nicer

Guest: why?

Me: I just like that part of the island

Guest: how do you justify saying you like that part of the island?

Me: justify it?

Guest: yes

Me: All the best hookers hang out there.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Guest: I want to hear your thoughts

Me: I think east beach is probably nicer

Guest: why?

Me: I just like that part of the island

Guest: how do you justify saying you like that part of the island?

RW: Actually, Ma'am, I'm directing you to the Beach OTHER than the one I like because if I had to share my Beach with the likes of YOU I'd never enjoy it again.

Did everyone know that I'm not allowed to curse anymore? No. Yeah neither did I.

Would "Jackhole" suffice?