Here are a few "interesting" e-mails I've received from cable/Internet customers lately:
Email: I called you and I talked to several people that talked so fast that I thought I was eat-up with the dumb-ass. People spend a lot of money here so take the Dumd-Ass out of it!
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Email: I am very upset because your tech came over to my house and he stuck it in and left!! He is not welcome in my house ever again!
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Email: I turned on my TV and some channels have a big blue button dancing on them. I don’t appreciate being mocked by my television!
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Email: how's a grill supposed to pay her bill?
Email: I called you and I talked to several people that talked so fast that I thought I was eat-up with the dumb-ass. People spend a lot of money here so take the Dumd-Ass out of it!
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Email: I am very upset because your tech came over to my house and he stuck it in and left!! He is not welcome in my house ever again!
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Email: I turned on my TV and some channels have a big blue button dancing on them. I don’t appreciate being mocked by my television!
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Email: how's a grill supposed to pay her bill?
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