Nervous shoplifter

[XCashier]

NSL: You're a

Me: And you're a theif

NSL: I'm never coming here again *starts to leave*

Me: Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

Oh, to have been a customer in that line and witnessed that! Did they all have a good laugh at the idiot?

If I were the manager, I'd switch to all clear plastic bags and stop using the paper. I'm sure this brainiac isn't the first to try that stunt.