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Just remembring a conversation I had with a friend in IT at a company we worked for in the UK. Lets just say it is the biggest oil company in the world and makes billions in profit each quarter even with usless munts like the following in charge.
Anywhoo, Paul the IT geek was telling us about one of the senior execs who was working on a document at home one Sunday and when he tried to print it realised he had run out of paper. Normal people would just nip down to the local shop and buy a ream fior 2 quid. Not this guy. He was far too special. Instead he calls the senior exec IT support line that operates 24 hours on call and requests a ream of paper be delivered to his house and installed in his printer.
Travel time to work HQ for IT geek Paul 45 minutes.
Collecting and signing off on paper ream 15 minutes
Travel to Senior Execs house in company Limo 90 minutes
Installing ream of paper in Printer tray 30 seconds
test Print 30 seconds
Travel back to HQ to sign off job 90 minutes
Travel home 2 hours (due to some nob throwing themselves under a tube)
Just remembring a conversation I had with a friend in IT at a company we worked for in the UK. Lets just say it is the biggest oil company in the world and makes billions in profit each quarter even with usless munts like the following in charge.
Anywhoo, Paul the IT geek was telling us about one of the senior execs who was working on a document at home one Sunday and when he tried to print it realised he had run out of paper. Normal people would just nip down to the local shop and buy a ream fior 2 quid. Not this guy. He was far too special. Instead he calls the senior exec IT support line that operates 24 hours on call and requests a ream of paper be delivered to his house and installed in his printer.
Travel time to work HQ for IT geek Paul 45 minutes.
Collecting and signing off on paper ream 15 minutes
Travel to Senior Execs house in company Limo 90 minutes
Installing ream of paper in Printer tray 30 seconds
test Print 30 seconds
Travel back to HQ to sign off job 90 minutes
Travel home 2 hours (due to some nob throwing themselves under a tube)
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