this is really cheesy

[vacation_rentals_suck]

guest: we ordered a wine and cheese basket but it has cheddar cheese and we asked for monterey jack

Me: well I can have someone bring you some tommorow

Guest: why not tonight?

Me: because I dont have anyone to deliver it and the store is closed

Guest: and you're telling me there is not another store open ?

Me: the nearest store that is open is 11 miles from here

Guest: so go get me my cheese....I mean I shouldnt be made to do without because you're incompetent

Me: I cant do that

Guest: you cant drive 11 miles? are you crippled?

Me: no, but I cant leave here to get you cheese

Guest: you listen to me, I have been driving 12 hours and I want some crackers and cheese. I dont like cheddar, I want the cheese I ordered and I want it tonight


Me: I am sorry ma'am

Guest: well sorry isnt going to get my cheese here any sooner


Me: well ma'am, I cant get it for you tonight

Guest: well you better have your manager call me first thing tommorow. I am not happy and my husband is not going to be happy (I wouldnt imagine he is very happy anyway since he is married to you)

Then she screams something into the phone and was so loud and irrational I couldnt tell what she said but she almost busted my eardrums

[depechemodefan]

Hee, we know the manager is going to comp her night or give her a 15% discount because of a piece of cheese worth about $8 (maybe $4 if you go with the cheap stuff).

What the heck? I can understand if the person requested some type of medical equipment, like an oxygen tank or even a handicap railing for the bathroom (actually, I because they should bring their own oxygen or they shouldn't book at a place that has no handicap accomedations), something life threatening if they don't have it. But cheese? Egad live with out it for one night!

[Sheldonrs]

You want monterey jack cheese? You got it! I'll have Jack scrape it off his balls right away.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I guess she doesn't have enough cheese for all her whine.

[PepperElf]

give her d**k cheese

[depechemodefan]

You want monterey jack cheese? You got it! I'll have Jack scrape it off his balls right away.

Personally, I think that is awesome.

Then off course, if it's Jack(ie) chesse, let her scrap it off before she buys the Monostat.

[Pagan]

Ok, everybody, just....EEEEWWWW!

But funny!

I don't think I've seen a thread go off into gross that fast before. >.<

[ShadedWings]

Then she screams something into the phone and was so loud and irrational I couldnt tell what she said but she almost busted my eardrums

Aww man, I feel for you on that one. Some people just can't be reasoned with. (Gee, MOST people talked about on this forum maybe.) I remember sitting next to a coworker on a call that degraded like that, he was awesome at derailing people from their delusional self-rightous rants, but this one call ended exactly like that too. I could -hear- it! SCREEEECH!! Augh. *hands you some earmuffs and a drink of your choice*

[hinakiba777]

I guess she doesn't have enough cheese for all her whine.

That's Golden Irv! Best play on words of the night!



....she screamed in the phone?! Just because she couldn't have her cheese and crackers!?
God people are brats!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

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Products That Don't Exist, But Should, Just Because They Make For Great Ad Copy:

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/a little UW humor.

/end

[PepperElf]

so any cheesy updates?

is the manager giving her a (yet another) discount because she whined about her cheese?

[candyshopgirl]

Don't you know anything. Us employees live in the store,we have no house,spouse,or pets. We are robots. These lazy employees nowadays. I've autually had employees say well I came down at 1:30 am last night and you were closed. I'm lucky I get 2 weeks off at christmas and I had one woman say well fine.If I need toothpaste I just have to do without because you need time off at christmas. Stupid smug assholes.