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    I'm answering the Reference Phones

    Patron one: P1
    Patron two: P2
    etc

    P1: Do you have "Even Centers have Souls"
    Me: Centers? C-e-n-t-e-r-s? (I'm wondering is this a basketball player bio?)
    P1: No Centers. S-i-n-n-e-r-s.
    Me: OK. *looking it up* Yes we do.
    P1: Ok, do you have "Happy Hoodwife"?
    Me: Hoodwife? H-o-o-d-w-i-f-e?"
    P1: no, H-o-o-d-w-i-v-e-s
    Me: ok *checks* we have it on order,
    P1: do you have looking for love? by so-and-so?
    Me: *looks for the title, can't find it, looks by author, finds it as "lookin' for luv'"*
    ok, the title is really lookin' for luv. we do have it.
    p1: ok.
    she proceeds to put the books on hold.

    P2: I'm calling for the girl and boyscouts. (note: sounds like "girl and boyscouts")
    Me: I'm sorry, your calling for who?
    P2: excuse me?
    Me: I'm sorry, your calling for who?
    P2: I'm calling for the phone number for the Harvey branch (note, she is slowly ennunciating every word).
    Me: ok, it's....
    Last edited by depechemodefan; 08-15-2008, 07:08 PM. Reason: interrupted
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.
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