Capital Murder Webkinz

[powerboy]

Couldn't she just paint the book cases black? Oh that is right, SC's doesn't think.

[Chromatix]

I have some "espresso coloured" furniture from IKEA myself - though, this being Finland and IKEA being Swedish, they didn't actually use that word to describe it. It really is as close to black as you can get without actually being black - yet still shows the wood grain, which is nice.

In fact, most of it is actually darker than my "black" hi-fi gear, which looks like a really dark grey in comparison.

Fun fact: the moon is actually black (something like 99% visible light absorption). It only looks white because the night sky is so dark that any light at all is significant.

[Imogene]

Is the spokesperson's name "Bob", by any chance?
which is pitched by some guy named Bob with a silly smile plastered on his face:

This is Bob... everywhere Bob goes nowadays, people comment on his creepy, almost pedophile-like grin. The woman don't care, cause Bob's got an oversized ego. Yup, he's a right bastard to the women he meets, and that gets them horny. Bob knows the wrong women.

[RetailWorkhorse]

But before that had happened, one day, on a whim, there was a Webkinz polar bear left at my register (express register). I was bored, and feeling silly, so I put the bear on top of my head and left him there for most of the rest of the day. I got a lot of laughs and smiles from both kids and adults.

I am not the only one that does that! YES!!! *Boogies down*

[Dreamstalker]

Aren't the Webkinz tags attached to the doll with hard plastic ziptie-like things that seals the tag closed?

*is now tempted to take one from my ebay-sales stash and see how easy/hard it is to get the tag off unnoticed with no tools*

[Rapscallion]

We are going to be rolling out a new brand of electronics items exclusive to our store. It is called "Encite"

Which, curiously, is two letters away from the boner pill male enhancement supplement Enzyte, which is pitched by some guy named Bob with a silly smile plastered on his face:

Fuel company over here started to blazon the new name 'pura' on pumps for their brand diesel, trying to make out that it was a really good product.

They missed their grocery list, what with it being the name of a butter-like spread available nationally at the time.

Aye, the diesel name didn't last that long.

Rapscallion

[jedimaster91]

Pfft webkinz....back in my day we played NeoPets for free.

I would also recommend to that mom to block the site with the parental controls. And make her password harder for the daughter to guess.

[walking with scissors]

So do any of you have any ideas? It's not as easy as putting out poison, ya know.

This made me spit my smoothie. Well done.