Wherein I update a bit more often then usual...

[unclejampuff]

SC: “The hair on my dick is falling out, can it help me with that?”

ON his dick? Not around the base? Maybe I don't know as much about penises than I thought I did, but does hair even grow ON a penis? I don't know about you guys, but I'm imagining this limp lump covered in fur. What, is this guy half Wookie?

[AdminAssistant]

I'm imagining this limp lump covered in fur. What, is this guy half Wookie?

Can has brain bleach please?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Plus you got on at Broadway. Everything that is wrong with the universe either gets on or gets off at Broadway station.

Not true. I'm nowhere near this Broadway Station.

[Wembley]

POWA~@!

Me: “Good morning, <my actual company>.”
SC: "Dis Georgia Powa?”
Me: “No its not.”
SC: “Dis not Georgia Powa?
Me: “No, sorry, you’ve called the wrong number.”
SC: “He says this ain’t no Georgia Powa!”
<At this point half-wit #1, being confronted with a problem she can’t mentally grasp, tags out to half-wit #2>
SC2: “This ain’t Georgia Powa?”
Me: “No, sorry. You’ve called the wrong number.”
SC2: “Ain’t no Georgia Powa?……”

Oh wait! GEORGIA power? It's a good thing you called! You see, we have a voltage leak in your area, now what I need you to do is put duct tape over all the outlets in your house! Oh, wait, you live in a trailer? No problem, but make sure you wrap the meter on the side of your house in duct tape too. That will stop any voltage from leaking out and ruining your floors! How long do you need to leave it on? We'll call you when you can. Ok, thanks, byebye!

-Wembley

[Broomjockey]

but does hair even grow ON a penis?

You realize no guy's going to be able to answer that without going way into TMI territory?

[Chromatix]

Well, I can certainly try.

I will simply invite people to consider... logistical mechanics. It needs to fit inside something else, which is (intended to be) a tight enough fit that lubrication is required. So you don't want anything like hair to soak up that lubrication and render it useless.

Therefore, while you might find hair in the general vicinity, I doubt you'll find any on the... device itself. In fact, this is true for both genders.

QED.

[Becks]

Ok, seriously, talking to the other guy about his penis felt less awkward then this.

And I think at this point, GK needs professional help, and lots of it.

I'm starting a collection.

[crazylegs]

You realize no guy's going to be able to answer that without going way into TMI territory?

Well,

Seeing as every cell in the human body posseses a copy of every gene, it's just a matter of which genes are expressed within said cell.

So in theory it's possible, but I'd imagine (but I wished I hadn't) that it's possible.

[Broomjockey]

Ah, but you're both talking in theory. Practice and theory almost never coincide. Let's hear some practical experience here.



...On second thought, let's not. *shudder*

[crazylegs]

Ah, but you're both talking in theory. Practice and theory almost never coincide. Let's hear some practical experience here.



...On second thought, let's not. *shudder*

You forget I've managed to come up with pictures of a concrete enema, this is now a challenge!