This is just a friendly reminder to all of the students out there.
Your semester is about to begin, and I know a lot of you are eager to go out and stake out your locker. You'll pay for your tags and get a spot in the right place... I know the vast majority of you get this right, which makes our time over the semester easier. You may forget your combination, or lock your keys inside... that's cool, we don't mind cutting the occasional lock.
However, we seem to have a communication failure when it comes to the END of the semester. Some of you end up leaving your stuff behind... that I can actually deal with. People are going to end up doing that... and if we just had to deal with the people who did that, the problem wouldn't be so severe.
But, it appears the vast majority of you do, in fact, read those notices about clearing your locker. You do, in fact, dutifully come in on your last day, open your locker, and clean out all your stuff. You then lock up your locker, and go home for the summer.
Read that last bit again.
Your locker rental is until the end of the semester. When the semester is over, that locker is NO LONGER YOURS. I have to assume you understand that on some level, because you clean the things out dutifully. But then you LOCK them with YOUR lock, one we neither have keys nor combination for.
This requires that we, in security, undertake the MASSIVE task of cutting EVERY LOCK in the campus in preparation for the new semester. I have personally participated in the cutting of over TWO HUNDRED locks in the last four days ALONE. This consists of the locks in a SINGLE BUILDING, and we're not even done yet. It doesn't help that we weren't given the green light to start until just last week, when the summer semester ended.
This is a huge task. We need to get approval from the program head responsible for that bank of lockers, document each one, and recover and catalogue any crap you leave behind. Not to mention I've strained my arms a couple of times trying to cut off those damn burly locks you sometimes use with the dull crappy bolt cutters we have. And for what? To find an empty locker.

TAKE YOUR GODDAMNED LOCK OFF WHEN YOU'RE DONE FOR THE YEAR!!!
We've cleared who BANKS of lockers like this. WHY do you do this? Every year, you come back, have to buy a new lock and get a new tag. And then at the end of every year, we have to cut off your goddamn lock, because for some bizarre reason you decide to leave it. If you don't want it, leave it unlocked then! Or better yet, throw it in the trash!
By the time the fall semester starts, we will have done well over a thousand locker cuts this summer. That's RETARDED.
Your semester is about to begin, and I know a lot of you are eager to go out and stake out your locker. You'll pay for your tags and get a spot in the right place... I know the vast majority of you get this right, which makes our time over the semester easier. You may forget your combination, or lock your keys inside... that's cool, we don't mind cutting the occasional lock.
However, we seem to have a communication failure when it comes to the END of the semester. Some of you end up leaving your stuff behind... that I can actually deal with. People are going to end up doing that... and if we just had to deal with the people who did that, the problem wouldn't be so severe.
But, it appears the vast majority of you do, in fact, read those notices about clearing your locker. You do, in fact, dutifully come in on your last day, open your locker, and clean out all your stuff. You then lock up your locker, and go home for the summer.
Read that last bit again.
Your locker rental is until the end of the semester. When the semester is over, that locker is NO LONGER YOURS. I have to assume you understand that on some level, because you clean the things out dutifully. But then you LOCK them with YOUR lock, one we neither have keys nor combination for.
This requires that we, in security, undertake the MASSIVE task of cutting EVERY LOCK in the campus in preparation for the new semester. I have personally participated in the cutting of over TWO HUNDRED locks in the last four days ALONE. This consists of the locks in a SINGLE BUILDING, and we're not even done yet. It doesn't help that we weren't given the green light to start until just last week, when the summer semester ended.
This is a huge task. We need to get approval from the program head responsible for that bank of lockers, document each one, and recover and catalogue any crap you leave behind. Not to mention I've strained my arms a couple of times trying to cut off those damn burly locks you sometimes use with the dull crappy bolt cutters we have. And for what? To find an empty locker.















TAKE YOUR GODDAMNED LOCK OFF WHEN YOU'RE DONE FOR THE YEAR!!!
We've cleared who BANKS of lockers like this. WHY do you do this? Every year, you come back, have to buy a new lock and get a new tag. And then at the end of every year, we have to cut off your goddamn lock, because for some bizarre reason you decide to leave it. If you don't want it, leave it unlocked then! Or better yet, throw it in the trash!
By the time the fall semester starts, we will have done well over a thousand locker cuts this summer. That's RETARDED.
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