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  • #1

    But my Angel Book told me!

    In the garden centre the other day where one of my lovely customers G is the manager just chatting about how dumb people can be and she relayed the story of a woman in earlier this morning who wanted a certain type of plant to bring joy and happiness into her life but she had no idea what it was called and could only describe it as having glossy leaves with blue flowers. That and a million other species lady!

    Apparently she got all upset becuase her 'Angel Book' told her to get this plant and she had to have it and could not believe G could'nt help her based on her crappy description. To top it off she had lost her Angel book as well.
    Yes. I know my typing sucks but I have a large orange cat sitting on my keyboard and a small disturbed dog trying to sniff his butt
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  • #2
    Well, now we have proof that the Angel Book was sentient. It ran away from her.

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    • #3
      If it had Blue flowers there aren't many choices. Probably Edelweise.

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      • #4
        What the hell is a angel book.Isn't so funny that people today are so unhappy today that they have to buy books and things the book says to buy to be happy. If you're unhappy then no plants or thing is going to make you happy.

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        • #5
          *Waves wildly* I HAVE AN ANGEL BOOK!!!!

          Okay, so it's really two books about an angel-dude and a demon-dude and they both wanna be human.

          For each other.

          .
          .
          .
          ....wha'?
          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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          • #6
            I have an angel book, as well. It's actually a great book, but the title is perfect for an SC.

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            • #7
              Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
              *Waves wildly* I HAVE AN ANGEL BOOK!!!!

              Okay, so it's really two books about an angel-dude and a demon-dude and they both wanna be human.

              For each other.

              .
              .
              .
              ....wha'?
              Hey! I'm writing a book like that!
              Drive it like it's a county car.

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              • #8
                I have a dictionary of Angels. Its sweet. It lists all the ones no one wants to talk about anymore like the angel of whores and the angel of colds. ;p

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                • #9
                  Quoth hauntedheadnc View Post
                  Hey! I'm writing a book like that!
                  When you're done writing it, I WANT A COPY!
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #10
                    She's gonna need a little more than the divine help from Archangel Gabriel to help her with that attitude...

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                      I have a dictionary of Angels. Its sweet. It lists all the ones no one wants to talk about anymore like the angel of whores and the angel of colds. ;p
                      Hey! I have that book, too!
                      Life's too short to drink cheap beer

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