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Which is exactly what you got, lady.
I took your order. You had a coupon for our House Combo Pizza, you wanted to order that and add anchovies to half the pizza. I remember cringing when you said you wanted to add anchovies to half. But I thought thank god it's only on half so I didn't have to handle those slimy, salty critters any more than I had to.
I read back your order to you and gave you the total.
From start to finish I made your pizza. The first thing I did was score the pizza down the middle with a knife to separate the two halves. Then I put anchovies on HALF and then continued on with the rest of the toppings. I marked the halves so I'd know where to cut it when it came out of the oven.
And then four hours after the fact you call and complain anchovies are on the WHOLE thing.
Yeaaaah,,,,,don't think so.
Bad customer service you say? Never doing business with us again you say?
Good luck to us you say?
I hate to break it to you, but despite your perceived position of power when you throw out those SC tried, true and redundant lines, I have, over the years, developed an immunity and apathy to them; especially when there is no basis or foundation for you to use such tactics in the first place other than to perhaps, SCAM from us.
Too bad you couldn't have gotten a hold of me when I was younger, more naive and more likely to second guess myself.
"Hmm, maybe I DID put anchovies on the whole pizza"
Nope. Your request was not so complicated that a twenty year pizza veteran could not have handled. I've handled far more complicated in the past with no trouble.
And if there is a legitimate complaint I am only more than happy to try and make it right!
WHEW! Sorry that was long and ranty!
I took your order. You had a coupon for our House Combo Pizza, you wanted to order that and add anchovies to half the pizza. I remember cringing when you said you wanted to add anchovies to half. But I thought thank god it's only on half so I didn't have to handle those slimy, salty critters any more than I had to.
I read back your order to you and gave you the total.
From start to finish I made your pizza. The first thing I did was score the pizza down the middle with a knife to separate the two halves. Then I put anchovies on HALF and then continued on with the rest of the toppings. I marked the halves so I'd know where to cut it when it came out of the oven.
And then four hours after the fact you call and complain anchovies are on the WHOLE thing.
Yeaaaah,,,,,don't think so.
Bad customer service you say? Never doing business with us again you say?
Good luck to us you say?
I hate to break it to you, but despite your perceived position of power when you throw out those SC tried, true and redundant lines, I have, over the years, developed an immunity and apathy to them; especially when there is no basis or foundation for you to use such tactics in the first place other than to perhaps, SCAM from us.
Too bad you couldn't have gotten a hold of me when I was younger, more naive and more likely to second guess myself.
"Hmm, maybe I DID put anchovies on the whole pizza"
Nope. Your request was not so complicated that a twenty year pizza veteran could not have handled. I've handled far more complicated in the past with no trouble.
And if there is a legitimate complaint I am only more than happy to try and make it right!
WHEW! Sorry that was long and ranty!
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