Perfect Symmetry

[NateTheChops]

My day was so symmetrical today.

I get there 15 minutes before my shift. Not wearing a uniform or name badge. "Do you have the Rank Aid brand of this product?"

I punch out and as I'm about to leave the store, no uniform or name badge, "Can you tell me where sunscreen?"

Don't you just love days like this?

[Music Mo-Gal]

My day was so symmetrical today.

I get there 15 minutes before my shift. Not wearing a uniform or name badge. "Do you have the Rank Aid brand of this product?"

I punch out and as I'm about to leave the store, no uniform or name badge, "Can you tell me where sunscreen?"

Don't you just love days like this?

Maybe if you keep your uniform on 24/7, they'll stop bothering you!

[NateTheChops]

Maybe if you keep your uniform on 24/7, they'll stop bothering you!

Nah. I'd be too easy to identify when I finally snap and start killing people.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Don't you just love days like this?

I find that it really finishes a day off right--kind of like completing a circle.

[Jack Doe]

Maybe they were real regulars to your store and just happened to recognize you? If so, then not so much suck as unlucky.

[hecubus]

Why would someone be looking for Band-Aids and sunscreen at a symmetry anyway? Isn't that where they bury dead people?













(sorry)

[NateTheChops]

Oh ha, ha, ha.