Yet more switchboard fun!

[Tito]

Yesterday, I had the joy of filling in on the switchboard because the operator had a day off. This braniac called in:

Me: *company name*
Lady: (sounds like she has marbles in her mouth) Hello? Claims?
Me: Okay, what type of claim?
Lady: ..................
Me: What type of claim are you call on?
Lady: I don't know what you mean.
Me: Did you ask for claims?
Lady: Yes.
Me: What type of claim is it?
Lady: Home.
Me: One moment, please.

The operator better be back on Tuesday, or I'll go to her house & drag her into the office by her toenails!