I know I have gone on about IDs in the past here, but yesterday at work was just the illustration of what I have been talking about. Two situations, one minor and not really their fault, and the other....the opposite.
First, had a table of 3 kind of young looking European folks sit down and order drinks. No problem. "May I see your ID please?" And of course they break out their European driver's licenses. In my head: "Oh, crap."
Out loud: "I'm sorry, I can't accept those."
THEM: "Why not?"
ME: "Because in the State of Florida, actually in most of America, we can only accept American Driver's Licenses, American ID cards, US Armed Forces ID cards, and passports."
THEM: "But these are driver's licenses."
ME: "I know that, but..."
ONE OF THEM TO THE OTHERS: "He said American driver's licenses."
TO ME: "Why is that?"
ME: "Because that is the law here in Florida. I don't like it, but it is the law I work under."
THEM: "But every place else we have been has taken these."
IN MY HEAD: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
OUT LOUD: "I can't speak for what other people do, I can only be responsible for myself, and under Florida law, I can't take those. They have beaten this into our heads constantly."
Everything I have told these folks is true. And I understand their frustration. America's liquor laws are overly anal. Sadly, there is nothing I can do. Not surprisingly, my European friends decide to take their business elsewhere. And they were not SC's at all really, but I have to say, sometimes I can just see these situations coming, and when they sat down, I kind of saw this one coming.
The second situation, though, was a complete SC. Guy and girl sit down, and I approach them to get their order. Guy looks to be in late thirties/early forties, lady looks to be late twenties or so (has a youngish face). The law (and every place I have worked) says if they look 30 or under I have to ask for their ID. Two parts of the law that not everyone is that familiar with is that (a) technically, ANYONE purchasing alcohol has to have their ID with them, no matter how old they are, and (b) if the server/bartender asks for their ID and they do not have one, the server/bartender cannot serve them, no matter how old they are, PERIOD. With that in mind....
JESTER: "Hi there, folks. What can I get for y'all?"
SC GUY: "I'll have a Bud Light, please.
SC GIRL: "I'll have a margarita."
JESTER: [to SC GIRL] "May I see your ID please?"
SC GIRL: "Are you serious?" [kind of laughing about it]
JESTER: "I'm afraid so, ma'am."
SC GIRL: [no longer laughing] "I don't have my ID with me."
JESTER: [thinking: Oh, crap!] "I'm sorry, then I can't serve you alcohol."
SC GIRL: "Are you serious?"
Why do people think I am joking when I do this? It in no way is fun for me to piss you off when it comes to the alcohol you want on vacation, kids.
JESTER: "Again, I'm afraid I am."
SC GIRL: "What is it, people who look 35 or under or something?"
JESTER: "Actually, people who look 30 or under."
SC GIRL: "But I'm with him. Why would I be with a guy who's 40 if I'm not of age?"
JESTER: [thinking: I can think of about a hundred reasons, actually, but that's not the point.] "I don't know, ma'am, but I'm afraid if you don't have your ID, I can't serve you alcohol."
SC GIRL: "Don't you see these wrinkles?" She maybe had one or two "lines" at the corners of her eyes, but nothing I would call wrinkles. Please.
SC GUY: "What if I buy both of the drinks?"
JESTER: "Sorry, I can't do that."
SC GUY: "What if I buy both of the drinks at the bar and bring them over here?"
JESTER: "Um, no. See, once I ask for her ID, if she doesn't have it, not only can't I serve her, but if she has a drink, I actually have to take it away from her. Sorry." This is all true, incidentally.
The conversation went on like that in a similar vein for a few minutes, but in the end, he had a beer, paid for beer, left me no tip (no surprise, they weren't happy), and they left.
I know I have gone on about this before, but it drives me nuts.
I don't make the laws.
I don't even necessarily LIKE the laws.
But I have to work under these laws.
I am not and will not be accountable for what other servers/bartenders do or don't do.
You are not more important in my life than the potential for losing my job, having a court date, paying a hefty fine, spending some time in jail, and/or being unable to get another job in this field because of an incident of my violating the state's liquor laws.
Neither is your tip.
Unless it is in the high five figures range or up. And I am guessing that that just isn't gonna happen.
First, had a table of 3 kind of young looking European folks sit down and order drinks. No problem. "May I see your ID please?" And of course they break out their European driver's licenses. In my head: "Oh, crap."
Out loud: "I'm sorry, I can't accept those."
THEM: "Why not?"
ME: "Because in the State of Florida, actually in most of America, we can only accept American Driver's Licenses, American ID cards, US Armed Forces ID cards, and passports."
THEM: "But these are driver's licenses."
ME: "I know that, but..."
ONE OF THEM TO THE OTHERS: "He said American driver's licenses."
TO ME: "Why is that?"
ME: "Because that is the law here in Florida. I don't like it, but it is the law I work under."
THEM: "But every place else we have been has taken these."
IN MY HEAD: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
OUT LOUD: "I can't speak for what other people do, I can only be responsible for myself, and under Florida law, I can't take those. They have beaten this into our heads constantly."
Everything I have told these folks is true. And I understand their frustration. America's liquor laws are overly anal. Sadly, there is nothing I can do. Not surprisingly, my European friends decide to take their business elsewhere. And they were not SC's at all really, but I have to say, sometimes I can just see these situations coming, and when they sat down, I kind of saw this one coming.
The second situation, though, was a complete SC. Guy and girl sit down, and I approach them to get their order. Guy looks to be in late thirties/early forties, lady looks to be late twenties or so (has a youngish face). The law (and every place I have worked) says if they look 30 or under I have to ask for their ID. Two parts of the law that not everyone is that familiar with is that (a) technically, ANYONE purchasing alcohol has to have their ID with them, no matter how old they are, and (b) if the server/bartender asks for their ID and they do not have one, the server/bartender cannot serve them, no matter how old they are, PERIOD. With that in mind....
JESTER: "Hi there, folks. What can I get for y'all?"
SC GUY: "I'll have a Bud Light, please.
SC GIRL: "I'll have a margarita."
JESTER: [to SC GIRL] "May I see your ID please?"
SC GIRL: "Are you serious?" [kind of laughing about it]
JESTER: "I'm afraid so, ma'am."
SC GIRL: [no longer laughing] "I don't have my ID with me."
JESTER: [thinking: Oh, crap!] "I'm sorry, then I can't serve you alcohol."
SC GIRL: "Are you serious?"
Why do people think I am joking when I do this? It in no way is fun for me to piss you off when it comes to the alcohol you want on vacation, kids.
JESTER: "Again, I'm afraid I am."
SC GIRL: "What is it, people who look 35 or under or something?"
JESTER: "Actually, people who look 30 or under."
SC GIRL: "But I'm with him. Why would I be with a guy who's 40 if I'm not of age?"
JESTER: [thinking: I can think of about a hundred reasons, actually, but that's not the point.] "I don't know, ma'am, but I'm afraid if you don't have your ID, I can't serve you alcohol."
SC GIRL: "Don't you see these wrinkles?" She maybe had one or two "lines" at the corners of her eyes, but nothing I would call wrinkles. Please.
SC GUY: "What if I buy both of the drinks?"
JESTER: "Sorry, I can't do that."
SC GUY: "What if I buy both of the drinks at the bar and bring them over here?"
JESTER: "Um, no. See, once I ask for her ID, if she doesn't have it, not only can't I serve her, but if she has a drink, I actually have to take it away from her. Sorry." This is all true, incidentally.
The conversation went on like that in a similar vein for a few minutes, but in the end, he had a beer, paid for beer, left me no tip (no surprise, they weren't happy), and they left.
I know I have gone on about this before, but it drives me nuts.
I don't make the laws.
I don't even necessarily LIKE the laws.
But I have to work under these laws.
I am not and will not be accountable for what other servers/bartenders do or don't do.
You are not more important in my life than the potential for losing my job, having a court date, paying a hefty fine, spending some time in jail, and/or being unable to get another job in this field because of an incident of my violating the state's liquor laws.
Neither is your tip.
Unless it is in the high five figures range or up. And I am guessing that that just isn't gonna happen.
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