who else can control the weather..

[tequilasundae]

i work for a chain of auto repair facilities who shall remain nameless...returning shortly...
When the car was finished, it was parked outside near the front door so we could get the next vehicle into the bay.,and also because we knew the customer was close by..
just then there was a freak (just some clouds no rain or thunder) mini hailstorm with peas sized hail that came down for about 45 seconds and then stopped..the lady came back saying 'my car better not be damaged'
and so...i laughed...out loud...and i said..."Act of God?"....she suddenly became very angry...and i said.."oh ..youre serious..."
she paid her bill and stormed out....we havent seen her since'

[flybye023]

...and if she'd actually been a few minutes earlier and driving down the road, then who would she have complained to?

What a dingbat.

[blas]

Don't you know you ARE supposed to control that?!

There's an on/off switch for all types of weather in your "back room".

[Amina516]

There's an on/off switch for all types of weather in your "back room".

Since SC's always claim everything they want/need/desire is in the "backroom" your explanation makes perfect sense!

[smileyeagle1021]

oh yes, I control the weather too... it is my fault that delta cancelled flights because of weather on the other side of the country... so I beat you tequilla, you're only responsible for the weather on top of your store... I'm responsible for weather over 1000 miles away

[kdruboen]

Back room radio commercial

Since SC's always claim everything they want/need/desire is in the "backroom" your explanation makes perfect sense!

There is currently a commercial on the radio that I've been greatly annoyed at hearing that features the "back room". The announcer is saying the the good stuff is always in the back room, and if the sales person likes you they'll go get it for you. This is a commercial for the "GMC?" service lanes that happen to go behind the building, because he says to go around back to the service center for your repairs. Way to encourage sucky customers into asking about the magical "back room" that holds all the good stuff!

[Difdi]

I will admit, I'm guilty of asking people to check the back room fairly frequently when shopping at Safeway. In my defense, I always ask them to check for items, rather than demand they be magically produced. I've requested the check often enough that I have a fairly good working knowledge of what is stored where.

The only time I've pulled the "asking multiple employees the same thing" stunt was when the guy I asked first went in, never actually checked, and came right back out saying they were out (despite me being able to SEE an entire pallet of the item in question through the door). The second person I asked had no problems at all finding me some...

[DataJager]

There will be a day we get weather control. I just hope the consoles aren't put in every car in existence.

New WM radio, featuring Weather Control!

And yeah, honestly Acts of God are not covered by insurance. If you have a problem with it, hit the confessional. They'd probably like to see more of you anyways.

Next time someone complains about an act of God, ask them how long it's been since they gave their full 10% of income (BEFORE TAXES) tithe. They'll skitter away like a hermit crab.