Barnum & Bailey gone horribly wrong! In Textbook Hell.... (Yeah, still kinda long!)

[zzapp the witch]

See, I wouldn't be embarrassed about some frosh oogling my bra, I'd be obsessing about how much gravitational droopage there was at that angle.

On another note: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm so sorry, but it IS funny.

On the upside, I guess you could take it as a compliment. I wonder if he won a bet? Dear god, he didn't have a camera phone on him, did he?

[Moggie]

I think she would have heard if he took a picture. I know all the newer phones around here make noise when you use them for reasons just like that.
What a disturbing thought!

[Becks]

What a perv.

But purple bras are snazzy. I get told that a lot.