Cable Customers Can't Stop Complaining

[Phone Jockey]

Email: The lying of terms on the contract we do not appreciate and the hike to jack us up without notice we do not like and don't feel the price is fair. I am sending the 2.00 via mail to you..it will be in the mail tomorrow. HBO is all we care about, not all the fancy crap on TV. Nothing worth while on TV anyway. If you can't arrange a better deal..well then.

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Email: We contacted yo for high-speed service and you charged us $35 to install stuff and after 3 failed appointment yo showed and demanded $97cash before yo could hookup the cable wire stuff your had just run through my yard. I told it to forget it I will stay with DSL!!! (WHO IS YO??)

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Email: I swear I know more about your company and the products/services offered than anybody on the customer service line. Usually they end up learning something from me rather than the other way around.

[crazylegs]

(WHO IS YO??)

Yo is da soho massiv, innit!

[Jack Doe]

Email: The lying of terms on the contract we do not appreciate and the hike to jack us up without notice we do not like and don't feel the price is fair. I am sending the 2.00 via mail to you..it will be in the mail tomorrow. HBO is all we care about, not all the fancy crap on TV. Nothing worth while on TV anyway. If you can't arrange a better deal..well then.

The correct answer is C: get off my phone.
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Email: We contacted yo for high-speed service and you charged us $35 to install stuff and after 3 failed appointment yo showed and demanded $97cash before yo could hookup the cable wire stuff your had just run through my yard. I told it to forget it I will stay with DSL!!! (WHO IS YO??)

The correct answer is C: enjoy your DSL, and get off my phone.
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Email: I swear I know more about your company and the products/services offered than anybody on the customer service line. Usually they end up learning something from me rather than the other way around.[/QUOTE]

The correct answer is C: You're full of shit, and get off my phone (with the one personal exception of a guy who happened to train the guy who trained me, in which I did learn a ton from the customer.)

[depechemodefan]

Reply:

I Can Has Cheezburger?

[dmcglu82]

Email: We contacted yo for high-speed service and you charged us $35 to install stuff and after 3 failed appointment yo showed and demanded $97cash before yo could hookup the cable wire stuff your had just run through my yard. I told it to forget it I will stay with DSL!!! (WHO IS YO??)

Did Nunavut invade the US and are now trying to get our cable, Gravekeeper are you responsible?

[Becks]

Email: I swear I know more about your company and the products/services offered than anybody on the customer service line. Usually they end up learning something from me rather than the other way around.

Then get a job there and show everyone how it's done.

People.