You Cannot Use The Microwave.

[Chromatix]

And what mood to stuff them with the weapon?

Fnarr fnarr...

Not exactly my type though. I prefer a brain, or at least common sense - both of which seem to be lacking here.

[NightWatch]

And what mood to stuff them with the weapon?

That's not a mood, That's called hand-to-hand combat when you've run out of ammo.

[smileyeagle1021]

We also sell burritos, Hot Pockets, and microwavable sandwiches. The microwave is there so the customers can cook them before they go. We are basically a convenience store that also sells hard liquor.

wow, such a place exists...

*looks at truth hurts location*

ah, that would be why.

just be grateful that all you have is people bitching about not being able to use the microwave... you could be two states east having people bitch about the fact that your store doesn't exist (oh whoa is the SC that has to either order food next door to get booze, or drive an entire 10 blocks to a full service liquor store)