You try to rob me, and the managers take your side?!

[Retail's Bitch]

Wish all the useless recycling stuff would just go away.

I remember from a very young age being forced to and yelled at, for not... Recycling in school... Everything from not crumpling and wrinkling paper that was to go into the recycling bin for paper (why it had to be flat is still beyond me) to recycling cans and such... It wasn't until my final year of junior high... I was staying late to work on a project and watched as the janitors went from room to room, cleaning up...

I watched as all the boxes of recycling went in the same bin as all the garbage. All the screaming, all the insults and all the bullshit from my teachers over the years was unfounded. Having to separate paper from plastic for the greater good of the planet was bullshit, there was no actual recycling going on at all.. It was all a ruse, a sham, a scam,a pile of baloney.

As for that jerk plaidman, good for you for being so diligent. Bravo.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Bart Simpson: Oh, recycling is useless, Lise. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.