We have fireplaces on sale for the past couple weeks. Couple comes in and looks at one, and husband asks me and asks me abut it...
SC: "I want to buy that fireplace. (points at display model which they have taken off the shelf).
Me: "Okay, let me check to see if we have any in the back." I go to the nearest computer to check the inventory, it is only showing one (the display). I come back. "I'm sorry, we don't have any left, and we can't sell the display."
SC: "Well, do any other stores have them?"
Me: "I checked. They were all showing either zero or one, and if they are showing one, it's probably their display (not exactly true, one was showing -1
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SC: "Okay, then I want this one."
Me: "I'm sorry, we can't sell the display."
SC: "Well, what about the other stores that were showing zero? They must have sold their display!"
Me: "Some stores do sell their displays. We don't."
SC: "I want to talk to your supervisor!"
Me: "Okay, let me go find one." I turn to walk to the phone, but then I see one of the supervisors. I say "Actually, she's right over there," point to her and go back to my work.
5-10 minutes later, I pass by that aisle again.
SC: "Hey, I said I wanted to talk to a supervisor! Where is she!"
Me: "She's over at the paint desk."
SC: "I want to talk to her!"
Me: "Okay, she's over at the paint desk two aisles down that way," and I turn around and head back to my cart.
SC: "I want to talk to her!"
Me: "Yeah, she's just over at the paint desk." I say over my shoulder and get back to my work. A few seconds later I glance over my shoulder and the guy is still standing there. I make a point to avoid that area like the plague for the next half hour or so
Why is it that everyone who wants to buy a fireplace from my store is too stupid to be around fire?
SC: "I want to buy that fireplace. (points at display model which they have taken off the shelf).
Me: "Okay, let me check to see if we have any in the back." I go to the nearest computer to check the inventory, it is only showing one (the display). I come back. "I'm sorry, we don't have any left, and we can't sell the display."
SC: "Well, do any other stores have them?"
Me: "I checked. They were all showing either zero or one, and if they are showing one, it's probably their display (not exactly true, one was showing -1

SC: "Okay, then I want this one."
Me: "I'm sorry, we can't sell the display."
SC: "Well, what about the other stores that were showing zero? They must have sold their display!"
Me: "Some stores do sell their displays. We don't."
SC: "I want to talk to your supervisor!"
Me: "Okay, let me go find one." I turn to walk to the phone, but then I see one of the supervisors. I say "Actually, she's right over there," point to her and go back to my work.
5-10 minutes later, I pass by that aisle again.
SC: "Hey, I said I wanted to talk to a supervisor! Where is she!"
Me: "She's over at the paint desk."
SC: "I want to talk to her!"
Me: "Okay, she's over at the paint desk two aisles down that way," and I turn around and head back to my cart.
SC: "I want to talk to her!"
Me: "Yeah, she's just over at the paint desk." I say over my shoulder and get back to my work. A few seconds later I glance over my shoulder and the guy is still standing there. I make a point to avoid that area like the plague for the next half hour or so

Why is it that everyone who wants to buy a fireplace from my store is too stupid to be around fire?
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