Wherein I injury myself in the line of duty for an SC!! (Yeah, still kinda long...)

[lupo pazzesco]

ALLERGIC to CHOCOLATE???? you poor soul...thats one of the worst things ive read here....you have my sympathy....

Well, technically, I can't have caffeine, and since chocolate has caffeine...yeah...

KnitShoni, I have never had red velvet cake, so I don't know if it would be good or not.

Awww. It's so cute that you still have faith in the ability of students to use logic.

First midterms this week, and I swear my classes doubled in size. Seriously, I have never even seen some of these people. <Snip>.

<Sigh> I know, I still have yet to kill that little ember of emotion that's buried itself deep inside my chest... And I have the same problem with my exams this week. Seriously, guys, the prof took attendance at the start of the week, don't try and play it off like you've always been here. He KNOWS. Ugh.

\If he told me that I work in a store and don't need personal space, I'd reply with "This is not basic and you are not my DI. Civilian, and I use the term loosely, give me some personal space and eat a breath mint! That's an order!"

I'm sorry to hear that you injured yourself.. I'm a big guy myself.. and forced splits are not fun... *hugs you* I hope life gets better for ya. I hate to see my fellow CSers suffer.

lol, I love that, I may try it another time...when I can get away with it.

As for the injury, I should be ok, I mean it's going to suck at the store until Inventory is completed at the end of the month, but nothing I haven't been through before. The forced splits though...yowza, it still kinda burns!! But I'll be ok, thanks for the well wishes!!

Ahhh! Here have some candy corn! Lord knows I have plenty of it!

Seriously?! He complained about 2 whole freaking dollars!! And these people are in law school?! Dear lord I hope he never becomes my lawyer.

Yeah, I know. She wasted more in gas money and time than she did on the tax for the book, the total would've been around $35 after taxes. What a buffoon...and hmm, candy corn. That takes me back...


And for smileyeagle!!!

Unfortunately, the kimono hid a lot of the curves, but it's the only fairly recent pic I've got online...

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...Nox/kimono.jpg

[Bramblerose]

Respect the bubble!!!

I had to give that up. I had a principal who was 6 ft tall, always *always* wore 3" heels, and stood 2" away from you. Your choices were a crick in the neck or talking to her sternum.

It was weird, I suspect my bubble's a bit small for a USer. At first I hated having her stand on top of me like that, but this strange little inner voice said "Intimidation, eh? Buggar that!" and that sealed any chance of me backing up.

Amusingly, my buddy teh art teacher, who was maybe 5'2" and wore comfy shoes got fed up with this once and said "Sit down. I'm tired of talking to your navel."

[Becks]

SC: Oh…um, he’s a guy…
Me: …
SC: And…he’s…male…

I should hope so.

SC: You aren’t allowed to have personal space, you just work in a store!

Asshat.

*offers an Irish Cream rootbeer float* It's nummy... and has alcoholic goodness.

Me want!!!!!

[otakuneko]

Amusingly, my buddy teh art teacher, who was maybe 5'2" and wore comfy shoes got fed up with this once and said "Sit down. I'm tired of talking to your navel."

Win.

[NotSoInnocent]

Me want!!!!!

heh... Here's my recipe:

Ingredients:
1 TALL glass
1-5 shots of Irish Cream (Bailey's works well, but you can use your preference. Shots are to taste.)
6-18 oz of Rootbeer (Pick your favorite.)
2 scoops of ice cream (Vanilla, Butter Pecan or any other creamy flavor)

1) Pour 3/4 of the Rootbeer into a tall glass
2) Add your Irish Cream
3) Carefully drop in your ice cream
4) Slowly add the rest of the Rootbeer
5) Mix slightly and carefully (Don't want to commit alcohol abuse and spill any of it.)
6) Sit back with a spoon and and slurp up the delicious goodness

Yay for the goodness of rootbeer floats with alcohol!

[Becks]

Thanks most kindly, NSI.

[lupo pazzesco]

heh... Here's my recipe:

Ingredients:
1 TALL glass
1-5 shots of Irish Cream (Bailey's works well, but you can use your preference. Shots are to taste.)
6-18 oz of Rootbeer (Pick your favorite.)
2 scoops of ice cream (Vanilla, Butter Pecan or any other creamy flavor)

1) Pour 3/4 of the Rootbeer into a tall glass
2) Add your Irish Cream
3) Carefully drop in your ice cream
4) Slowly add the rest of the Rootbeer
5) Mix slightly and carefully (Don't want to commit alcohol abuse and spill any of it.)
6) Sit back with a spoon and and slurp up the delicious goodness

Yay for the goodness of rootbeer floats with alcohol!

See, that's pretty much exactly what a Dead Man's Float is, except sans rootbeer.

4-5 shots Irish Cream
1-2 scoops caramel praline crunch ice cream. (or vanilla in a pinch, with caramel sauce drizzled on top)

Adult tasty beverage of goodness.

Man, I need to find me some Irish Cream...but that also requires money...damn...

[mariamousie1]

You're prejudiced against close talkers! Jerry Seinfeld would be ashamed of you!

[ArcticChicken]

How about red velvet cake?

Unfortunately, Red Velvet cake is traditionally chocolate cake with a lot of red food coloring.

[Rapscallion]

poor little textbook girl who probably sprained her crotch

Need someone to kiss it better for you?

Just asking

Rapscallion