Haikus Of Suck

[the_std]

you threw a shit fit
when i asked, "do you need help?"
alas, was "too short".

waved above my head
said, "find me someone this size"
and then cat-butt face.

i called co-worker
who is six-foot-four and male
was that good enough?

"no good!", you cried out
"i need a woman's advice!"
i made the face.

called a manager
(ha ha, he was a male too)
and you promptly left.

not before screaming
"the world is too tall these days!"
manager made

[BroSCFischer]

I see you are feeling creative today.

Nicely done.

SC

[Victoria J]

More poetry should include the term "cat-butt face".

Sorry for your pain.
You cannot please everyone.
So let them cat-butt !

Victoria J

[Bramblerose]

sometimes I want to see the movie of this person's head so I can understand how height has anything to do with customer service. I suspect it would be directed by Terry Gilliam.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

We are out of stock
No, none left in the backroom
Shit, check anyway

Walk through swinging doors
Pretend to look for item
Half hour or so

Sorry, out of stock
No, none left in the backroom
"Manager right now!"

[Gabrielle Proctor]

LOL!!!

Owner's wife is nuts,
She likes to throw card racks,
We all run away

Had to do one that related to Kevin's situation.
Here's another...

Your toy is broken
Kevin cannot fix your toy
It's not hobby grade

[Golden Phoenix]

This looks like fun, can I have a go? It's 5-6-5 right?

*ahem*

Transferred call comes through
Scream for help with pre-payments
wrong department sucker

Ok, so it's no prizewinner but not bad for my first ever.

More wrong transfers come
All customers will blame me
CS girl shall die.

Harrassment you cry
We sent reminder letter
pay your bill next time

F**k you, you bellow
This is not my bill, you cry
transfer time, please hold.

I think i need practice ^^

[Soulstealer]

This looks like fun, can I have a go? It's 5-6-5 right?

5-7-5 acutally, but you got it right anyway.

I prefer cat haikus, who has the icon with them?

[Rapscallion]

Wasn't that Mae?

Rapscallion

[Qaeria]

Here's one that can also work for "Unsupportable"

Yesterday it Worked
Today Something is not right,
Windows is like that

[Golden Phoenix]

5-7-5 acutally, but you got it right anyway.

I prefer cat haikus, who has the icon with them?

Heh, oops. Typo. Thanks! ^_^

[Hotelboy]

Totally doesn't fit the theme, but its a haiku none the less.

Haiku are easy
But sometimes, they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Soooo stolen from JAM!

[Becks]

More poetry should include the term "cat-butt face".

Then maybe I'd read poetry!!!

[PossJB]

First of all, I cannot recommend this book enough http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Off...2352486/?itm=1

Now, on to the haiku:

Rugs all unfolded.
Want to lecture customers.
Who left their drink here?

I'll agree to help
if you will simply not ask
these stupid question

One correct way to
fold a towel; so many ways
to f*ck them all up.

"If I ran this place,"
None of us would work for you,
So go away, b*tch.

Sold the last of that
item two weeks ago. Sale?
Rainchecks all around.

I can give you a
raincheck, but they will find this
paper when you die.

Will we get more in?
I doubt it. Would you like a
raincheck anyway?

I've been covering
a fifteen minute break for
twenty minutes. F*ck!


Wrote these almost two years ago. Almost forgot I had them.

[Dips]

Need to speak with Carl?
But you don't have a license.
No support for you.