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"Little Drummer Boy"
On store Muzak way too much
Silence would be sweet
On store Muzak way too much
Silence would be sweet
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This is for my current temp job.
Freezing cold warehouse
Still a much better job than
Working in retail.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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My co-worker uttered this gem earlier
Chastity belt cold!
Poor old whore with a stuck tongue!
Why did I dare her!?
I don't want to know what that CW does in her spare time...
And one of mine:
Teenagers from hell,
How I loathe your damn parents
Bring me a cookie
"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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Even office staff have suck.
You want appointment?
Will I wait will you find pen?!
Didn’t YOU call ME?
When you stop to think
Please don’t “tch tch tch tch tch
Tch tch” in my ear
Only use phone when:
Awake, sober, not high, sane
And spit out damn gum.
Big assignment, fine.
Must you hand it to me at
4:50 p.m.?Women can do anything men can.
But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
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Holidays Suck Much.
"It's the Most Wonderful Time
Of The Year," My Ass.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Awesome Cable Edition:
My D-V-R sucks
Its tiling on every channel
Don't use three splitters.
Indiana Jones
Movie now on Pay Per View
VOD Error.
Indiana Jones
VOD Error Twenty-Five
Eh the movie sucked.
I can't watch the fight
The box says purchase failed
Next time pay your bill.
I get no wi-fi
This Linksys doesn't work too well
You must fix it now!
Linksys is not ours
We don't fix third party gear
Here's their phone number.
USAF Edition
If I call you in
Please don't be late on that day
Article Fifteen
It's wash and wear gear
Airman Battle Uniform
Don't polish suede boots
(These...)
Dress blues on monday
Need to be laundered and pressed
You look like dog shit
Your new C-A-C
Shows you're not a terrorist
I will shoot you nowComment
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