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No I am not a sherriff
Ok this is not really sucky just more goes to show that some people don't pay attention.
First I need to know how I need to dress for my shirt is a khaki button up shirt with the company logo on one the right side, on the left side it has my name and under that it says "Security Coordinator," all printed in white, during the summer I will wear a tank top underneath with the shirt unbuttoned part way. Generally I am in black jeans or shorts with a white belt, my flash light, phone, and radio are strapped to my belt. I am the only person on the staff with a khaki shirt everyone else is in either black or orange.
So anyways you also need to picture a salt lake county sheriff to save on typing here is a link to what they look like http://www.slsheriff.org/ what you really need to know is that their shirts are khaki.
WE thought you where a cop
Back to my story, I am standing at the front of the concert venue during an all day party when I notice a bunch of people looking like they are having a tailgate party in the parking lot so I go walking over.
Me: self explanatory
CG1-4: Concert goers
Me: Hey guys, is there a reason you aren't going into the show?
CG1: Well it just stated, it's like 2pm and we have until 3 am so we thought we would hang out here for awhile.
Me: Well I don't have a problem with you hanging out for a bit, but I can't allow the beer out here.
CG2: WE have to put our beer up; can I finish this one first?
Me: Sorry no I need to take the open containers, but I will allow you to lock up the other beers in your trunk.
CG1: Ok here, hey guys hand over your beers
CG3: What if we don't lock them up?
Me: Well if a sheriff where to see you out here drinking you would get a ticket for public intox and we could lose out liquor license inside, not to mention they could confiscate all the beer.
CG4: You mean your not a cop?
Me: No sir I am not a cop
CG2: Man we thought you where a cop, here you want a beer?
Me: No I don't want a beer I am working, and I need it put up.
Hot cop
Another show I am standing at the front doors watching my staff doing searches and talking to the sheriffs that where working that night. A guy walks out of the line and comes up to me.
Sherriff1: Can we help you with something
CG: (looking directly at me) I just wanted to tell you, that you are the hottest cop I have ever seen
Sheriff 1:
Sheriff 2:
Me:
CG: What is so funny the ony time I have seen some so hot in a cop uniform was it was a stripper in a movie.
Sheriff 2: (while still laughing) You see the ring on her finger she is married
CG: So she is still a hot cop
Me: I am not a cop
CG:
I better get back in line
Me: Yeah good ideas enjoy the show.
First I need to know how I need to dress for my shirt is a khaki button up shirt with the company logo on one the right side, on the left side it has my name and under that it says "Security Coordinator," all printed in white, during the summer I will wear a tank top underneath with the shirt unbuttoned part way. Generally I am in black jeans or shorts with a white belt, my flash light, phone, and radio are strapped to my belt. I am the only person on the staff with a khaki shirt everyone else is in either black or orange.
So anyways you also need to picture a salt lake county sheriff to save on typing here is a link to what they look like http://www.slsheriff.org/ what you really need to know is that their shirts are khaki.
WE thought you where a cop
Back to my story, I am standing at the front of the concert venue during an all day party when I notice a bunch of people looking like they are having a tailgate party in the parking lot so I go walking over.
Me: self explanatory
CG1-4: Concert goers
Me: Hey guys, is there a reason you aren't going into the show?
CG1: Well it just stated, it's like 2pm and we have until 3 am so we thought we would hang out here for awhile.
Me: Well I don't have a problem with you hanging out for a bit, but I can't allow the beer out here.
CG2: WE have to put our beer up; can I finish this one first?
Me: Sorry no I need to take the open containers, but I will allow you to lock up the other beers in your trunk.
CG1: Ok here, hey guys hand over your beers
CG3: What if we don't lock them up?
Me: Well if a sheriff where to see you out here drinking you would get a ticket for public intox and we could lose out liquor license inside, not to mention they could confiscate all the beer.
CG4: You mean your not a cop?
Me: No sir I am not a cop
CG2: Man we thought you where a cop, here you want a beer?
Me: No I don't want a beer I am working, and I need it put up.
Hot cop
Another show I am standing at the front doors watching my staff doing searches and talking to the sheriffs that where working that night. A guy walks out of the line and comes up to me.
Sherriff1: Can we help you with something
CG: (looking directly at me) I just wanted to tell you, that you are the hottest cop I have ever seen
Sheriff 1:
Sheriff 2:
Me:
CG: What is so funny the ony time I have seen some so hot in a cop uniform was it was a stripper in a movie.
Sheriff 2: (while still laughing) You see the ring on her finger she is married
CG: So she is still a hot cop
Me: I am not a cop
CG:
I better get back in lineMe: Yeah good ideas enjoy the show.
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