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  • #1

    Drunk in Pub-lic

    This was told to me by my best gal friend. She works at a Steak-n-Shake.

    It was arond 10pm and these two guys walk in. My bff, B, could tell they were drunk. One of them asks to use their phone and one of B's coworkers says that it is ok. So the guy picks up the hone.

    DG1runk guy 1
    DG2runk guy 2
    BC: B's coworker
    B: The most amazing girl evar

    DG1: So, what is that number that you call for...911?
    BC: What? No! You can't call 911!
    DG1: 911. Got it. *dials 911, talks witht e dispatcher and hangs up. Then proceeds to sit down at B's section with his friend*

    DG1 and 2 order food. Shortly after, the cops show up.

    Cop: Sir. Were you the one who dialed 911?
    DG1: What? No...what was the question?
    Cop: Did YOU dial 911?
    DG1: Uuuummmm...no...yes.
    Cop: Can you come outside with me please?

    The cop takes DG1 outside. Bekah comes back with their sodas.

    B: Is he drunk?
    DG2: Yeah. He is pretty drunk.
    B: Are you?
    DG2 No. Not at all.

    Come to find out he was. Both were arrested for public drunkeness and DG1 had the added on charge of calling 911 without an emergency.
    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

    I belly dance with tall Goblins!
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    Do I get a cookie for picking up the Ron White reference in the thread title?
    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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    • #3
      I DONT WANNA BE DRUNK IN PUB-LIC! I WAS DRUNK IN A BAR! YOU GUYS *THREW* ME INTO PUB-LIC!


      <3 Ron White

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      • #4
        Ron White = awesome

        "They call me....'Tater Salad'!"
        I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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        • #5
          Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
          Ron White = awesome

          "They call me....'Tater Salad'!"
          "They call my son 'Tater Tot'
          And the sky was full of stars... and every star, an exploding ship, one of ours...

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          • #6
            Heeere's your... Oh wait wrong redneck!
            Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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            • #7
              Quoth otakuneko View Post
              Heeere's your... Oh wait wrong redneck!
              hahah

              GIT R DONE!

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              • #8
                'They wanted to charge me because apparently we broke a table on the way out... But I refused to pay for it because WE broke it over MY thigh!'
                "Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009

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                • #9
                  Why did they call 911? For a ride??
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    you know you're a redneck when you call 911 for a lift home?

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                    • #11
                      I didn't fight them. I didn't know how many it would take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were planning on using.
                      The Case of the Missing Mandrake; A Jude Derry, Sorceress Sleuth Mystery Available on Amazon.

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                      • #12
                        Are you Ron "tater salad" white?

                        You know, he just recently was arrested for possesion of weed in Florida. His pilot turned him in when they landed.
                        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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                        • #13
                          Are Steak N Shakes black holes of bizarre? My family and one of my brother's friends went out to one one night and overheard two jackasses talking, really loud. I mean really loud. They were on the other side of the restaurant from us. And suddenly, one of them yells "Casual sex!"
                          Brother's friend looks at us and says, quite calmly, "So, casual sex...?"
                          "I call murder on that!"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth PepperElf View Post
                            you know you're a redneck when you call 911 for a lift home?
                            They got a little Captain in them. Got a little Captain in you?
                            "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                            RIP Plaidman.

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                            • #15
                              If you have a singing fish..

                              in MORE THAN THREE ROOMS OF YOUR HOUSE..


                              ......youuuuuuu might be a redneck.

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