The little BLT that couldn't. (Or, the tale of the Fuckwit who cried "RAW!")

[fireheart]

In that case, we'll call Jerry Lewis and he can hold a telethon over the weekend. . .

All I can say about the OP is . . . some people's children.

Or a benefit concert for the bacon! We can call it "Bacon-Aid!" With all proceeds going towards the bacon itself

[Bliss]

OK - I was just sitting here wondering what to have for supper. Guess its gonna be scrambled eggs and bacon. Loves my breakfast for supper nights.

Yay for shifted foods!! I've had soup for breakfast and a big steak for 2 am.. time shifted foods rule!! although in this case it doesn't counts, as bacon trascends any time or space barrier, bacon is appropiate anytime, anywhere.

Btw regarding bacon, my discoveries are the same as this: http://xkcd.com/418/

[RetailWorkhorse]

Poor, poor little BLT sandwich. It didn't deserve such abuse.

I wouldn't touch that particular sammich with a ten-foot-pole. Lady probably spat in it.

Bacon salt also goes a long way to soothe the need.

What's Bacon Salt?

[SteeleDragon78]

What's Bacon Salt?

salt with bacony flavor added, usually salt that had bacon drippings poured over it.

personally if i need a bacon fix, i get out a bottle of bacon bourbon.
take a bottle of ok bourbon, (don't need the good stuff, to expensive) one pound of bacon, cook bacon, reserve drippings and any crunchies not eaten, and place in a large decanter, pour in bourbon and let sit for 2 weeks. chill to solidify the fat and filter through a very fine sieve. you wont believe the flavors!! numnumnum, goes great in beans cooked with hamhocks too.

[Gawdzillers]

I mean come on, delicious cow flesh doesn't equal tasty chicken periods.

Wow.
Bravo, I say. Bravo.

[corporateslave]

For some reason, I thought that was REALLY funny! I pictured a charity drive for that bacon!!

I'd donate. I am left feeling sad for the bacon.

[fireheart]

Anyone else wanna donate to Bacon-Aid? *holds up a box* here we go.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You can keep your lousy bacon. I can have a small bit of it, but not to much

Hey! Give it here then! (shoves fistfuls of bacony goodness down his piehole)

Screw you, arteries.