Public Transit Pr0n

[Becks]

You probably don't want to know. I say many things with the express purpose of breaking his mind and I essentially turned it into a porno with a single appended line. =p

He had proclaimed "If you build it, they will come!". Which is...lets say wide open to interpretation.

:scoffs: Is THAT all?

I've done much worse to people.

[CiggyStoreClerk]

Me: “and your zip code please?”
SC: “Um….I think its xxxxx”

Yes, I scoured through the message boards to find these two lines.

My reason, you might ask?

Simple, I had a lovely call that reminded me of this very story.

Me: Alright sir, so I can go ahead and update your address for you. Can I just have that new address, please?
SC: Sure. It's 123 Bubble Gum Lane, Fluffy-Bunny-Ville.
Me: Thanks, and can I also have your Zip Code please?
SC: Uhhh....hang on... *in background* Hey Larry! Is the Zip Code here 12345?
Larry: Um, I don't know....
SC: I'm pretty sure it's 12345

And, after much deliberation, he comes back to the phone with

SC: It's 67890

[smileyeagle1021]

SC: Uhhh....hang on... *in background* Hey Larry! Is the Zip Code here 12345?
Larry: Um, I don't know....
SC: I'm pretty sure it's 12345

random tidbit... did you know that 12345 is a valid zip code... it's in upstate New York... and now back to your normally scheduled thread.

[Jester]

GK, remember a short while back when I said one of your posts was not up to its usual standards?

You have redeemed yourself, my friend. Flippin' hilarious!

You, sir, are the reason it takes me twice as long to drink a beer when I am reading your posts than normal. Bastid!

But key amongst us with a girl on her cellphone, desperately trying to tell her mom that she's not intentionally late for her ride, the Skytrain's just have a 15 minute wait right now because of the track maintenance. This pleading went on for a minute or so until the Skytrain PA system kicked in and this announcement came:

"No, really mom. She's waiting for the Skytrain still!"

That....is......AWESOME!

I love when people can have fun at their jobs and do something silly like this.

Sadly, you left out the girl's reaction, and (if it was evident by what she said) her mother's reaction. I would imagine they would be priceless.

"Yes, Mom, that really WAS the Skytrain PA saying that. No, Mom, it was NOT Hillary's boyfriend!"

Look on the bright side, GK. That freezing pantless guy in Nunavut? Maybe we'll get lucky, his family jewels will freeze off, and maybe then the snow-apes will stop reproducing! Pink camo pants no more!

Okay, I am sick to death of y'all dissing pink camo. Yeah, GK deals with a lot of turds who order an inrodinate amount of it. Fine. Mock them. But I see nothing wrong with pink camo. Your side presents the idiots in 867 that have a "thing" for it. In its defense, I simply offer this.

'Nuff said.

[depechemodefan]

For the first person, the one on drugs...maybe he was on legit drugs, like he has cancer and has to take some meds? But I'm cynical, so yeah, probably someone on meth.

See, Joe is some sort of colossal fuckign idiot and insists on continuing to put things on that little door ledge despite the bar being broken. Which means of course EVERY time he opens the fridge, they fall onto the floor. The impact causes noise which causes his neighbor to become upset and bang on the ceiling as her way of communicating “Stop dropping things on the floor all the damn time you ape.”.

I've heard of walls made of tissue paper, but floors? Was he placing a gallon of milk in that little ledge? Or maybe it's a fridge much newer than my own (I think from 1983) and it has a big ledge.

When I read the title of this thread, I was remembering a book I read about Japan. I have a cousin who lives in Japan and she brought daughter and neice, and I was trying to figure out what gift to give (advise, don't give even no. gifts and 4 gifts is an unlucky number) and there was this paragraph about guys picking up pr0n manga and reading it on the train and dropping them in the bin when they get to the station. Though God help us if this guy pissing in 2 bottles gets on youtube.

[Gravekeeper]

Sadly, you left out the girl's reaction, and (if it was evident by what she said) her mother's reaction. I would imagine they would be priceless.

This is Canada, we're largely nice and polite here. So she merely looked surprised and bewildered than yelled out a grateful "Thank you!" at the PA system.

Still, I love when Skytrain control messes around like that. I've seen them do it a few times. Though usually its to chastise idiots that are on camera but don't think anyone can see them. Which is rather funny as well.

[Chromatix]

In most houses in Europe, the (structural) walls are made of brick - which is a fairly good sound insulator - but the floors are just boards and the ceilings are just lath-and-plaster, both attached to the same beams with (originally and still commonly) no insulation between them. So noise goes through the floor much easier than the wall.

This wasn't a problem when people lived in their own houses, but it's pretty bad when the same construction is used for flats. Fortunately my block uses what appears to be slabs of reinforced concrete for the ceiling, which pretty much kills the sound too.

[Animae]

Wow. and that was just one week?

I am so sorry. I hope someone gives you lots of money soon so you can retire.


But that was the most amusing thing i have read in a long time. You are a gifted writer.

[Jester]

This is Canada, we're largely nice and polite here. So she merely looked surprised and bewildered than yelled out a grateful "Thank you!" at the PA system.

Maybe I'm weird, but that just completes the story for me. Thank you.