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    Me: If you need further assistance, please contact us at 1-800-555-1234.
    Customer: If there is a number I need to call, please give me the number.

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    Customer: I would like digital cable, please.
    Me: OK, how many boxes would you like in your home, mam?
    Customer: (shrieking) Well ONE, don’t you think?!

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    Email: “Cannot excess my account.”

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    Customer: So the tech will be out tomorrow between 7:30-10am?
    Me: Yes.
    Customer: I’ll take that bet!
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