yes another ancient history story,( if ancient means February of 2007) 
The players
ME: duh
J: co-worker
BBP: see title
OG: older guy
OK: Older kid
M: mom of BBP and OK
VSM: very sucky manager
J and i are preparing to move plants around for Valentine's day, we are putting some in Action Alley(one of the may aisles in WM), and are stting up some (overly) cute stuffed animals.
So we a re moving stuff from the mythical back room when we see that BBP is climbing on the shelf, containing the plants and stuffed animals, this is what ensues
OG<to BBP> : Don't climnb on there you could get hurt.
BBP: SHUT UP!!! I'M A PRINCESS I DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!
OG: Please, climb down.
BBP: SHUT UP YU F-CKING F_GGOT.
J and ME:
OG: Don't use that tone of voice..
BBP: ICAN DO WHATER I WANT MY MOM SAYS I AM A PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!
BBP then climbs through the shelf and knocks over the stuffed animals
BBP: HA! THE LAZY WORTHLESS BASTARDS WILL HAVE YO CLEAN THS UP NOW!!!!
OG: You should put them..
BBP: I AM A PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have to do work, this lazy F-ggot<referring to OK> willdo it , unless he wants to be on the streets, my mommy says he's worthless and I'm a princess!!!!
OK and OG begin putting the stuffed animals back
OK: muttering to OG, I think we should depose her.
OG
chucking) Hush boy.(this was said with a trace of a smile)
OK and Og clean up the mess, J and I help. We get it pretty well done
ME: Thank you
OK: you're welcome.
So, J and i are puttng more stuff out, when dammit to hell, BBP come back with M.
M: What's the big idea???
J:
Ma'am>
M: the F-ck are you putting stuff back for my pincess says she caused a scene i wanated to see it, you worthless n-gger loving f-gs
ME: Well we had to clean it up it was a safety hazard.<we didn't mention the assistance of OK and OG, didn't ant to make things worse for them.>
M: Well F-ck the both of you F-gs i wanna a manager.
<oh joy>
I don't see what transpires between M and VSM, but a half=hour
later I get summoned to the managers office by VSM
VSM: I had a complaint about you..
ME: Okay...(hoping she'll elaboate)
VSM: A lady said that you ruined her daughter's birthday, I gave her and her daughter $300 dollars in gift cards, you are lucky it's not coming out of your salary, and that I am not writing you up. You obviously don't understand waht it'slike for a single mom. If i had my way you wold be fired , you are lazy and..
ME: : I am sorry you feel that way. Did this lady complain about syuffedanimals.
VSM: YES!! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO CLEAN THEM UP!!!!
ME: They could have been a hazard and we are taught to clean things up for safety's sake.
VSG: Don't be insubordinate with me.
ME: I'm sorry..
VSG: Sorry doesn't begin to describe you. Now leave.
ME:

I did report it and VSG disappeared to another store, but returned earlier this year < we got a new SM manager in the time she was gone> and fired both me and J.

The players
ME: duh
J: co-worker
BBP: see title
OG: older guy
OK: Older kid
M: mom of BBP and OK
VSM: very sucky manager
J and i are preparing to move plants around for Valentine's day, we are putting some in Action Alley(one of the may aisles in WM), and are stting up some (overly) cute stuffed animals.
So we a re moving stuff from the mythical back room when we see that BBP is climbing on the shelf, containing the plants and stuffed animals, this is what ensues
OG<to BBP> : Don't climnb on there you could get hurt.
BBP: SHUT UP!!! I'M A PRINCESS I DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!
OG: Please, climb down.
BBP: SHUT UP YU F-CKING F_GGOT.
J and ME:

OG: Don't use that tone of voice..
BBP: ICAN DO WHATER I WANT MY MOM SAYS I AM A PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!
BBP then climbs through the shelf and knocks over the stuffed animals
BBP: HA! THE LAZY WORTHLESS BASTARDS WILL HAVE YO CLEAN THS UP NOW!!!!
OG: You should put them..
BBP: I AM A PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have to do work, this lazy F-ggot<referring to OK> willdo it , unless he wants to be on the streets, my mommy says he's worthless and I'm a princess!!!!
OK and OG begin putting the stuffed animals back
OK: muttering to OG, I think we should depose her.
OG

OK and Og clean up the mess, J and I help. We get it pretty well done
ME: Thank you
OK: you're welcome.
So, J and i are puttng more stuff out, when dammit to hell, BBP come back with M.
M: What's the big idea???
J:

M: the F-ck are you putting stuff back for my pincess says she caused a scene i wanated to see it, you worthless n-gger loving f-gs
ME: Well we had to clean it up it was a safety hazard.<we didn't mention the assistance of OK and OG, didn't ant to make things worse for them.>
M: Well F-ck the both of you F-gs i wanna a manager.
<oh joy>
I don't see what transpires between M and VSM, but a half=hour
later I get summoned to the managers office by VSM
VSM: I had a complaint about you..
ME: Okay...(hoping she'll elaboate)
VSM: A lady said that you ruined her daughter's birthday, I gave her and her daughter $300 dollars in gift cards, you are lucky it's not coming out of your salary, and that I am not writing you up. You obviously don't understand waht it'slike for a single mom. If i had my way you wold be fired , you are lazy and..
ME: : I am sorry you feel that way. Did this lady complain about syuffedanimals.
VSM: YES!! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO CLEAN THEM UP!!!!
ME: They could have been a hazard and we are taught to clean things up for safety's sake.
VSG: Don't be insubordinate with me.
ME: I'm sorry..
VSG: Sorry doesn't begin to describe you. Now leave.
ME:


I did report it and VSG disappeared to another store, but returned earlier this year < we got a new SM manager in the time she was gone> and fired both me and J.
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