Not even gonna explain. I am so flustured right now.
Me: (call from outside hotel) *speal*
SC: Hi I am calling from my cell because there appears to be something wrong with my phone here in 332...
Me: Okay, I can send someone up there to fix whatever is wrong with it (it's usually unplugged or a button is stuck).
SC: Well, I am in bed (for some reason I knew what was coming, but didn't realize it would be a bitch fest) and the alarm clock doesn't set right so I need a wake up call for 5:15am.
Me: Well, in order for the wakeup call system to work the phone in the room needs to be working..
SC: Well, I am in bed! I don't want anyone fixing it. The alarm clock doesn't work...
Me: (at this point I try to access the phone to see if it's listed as LOCKED, which means it's somehow off the hook for the previous reasons). Okay... (accidently hang up on the guy)...*explain the following to dead air accidently* (phone rings) I am sooo sorry I was trying to see if there was something to do on the phone from here and hit a button.
SC: Okay well, I need that wakeup call at 515.
Me: As I said, it won't work over the phone unless the phone is working...so... Let me see if I can see what is wrong from dowm here. Let me hang up with you & see.
SC: Just trying giving me a call on the phone!
Me: Okay I will do that (which was MY PLAN!, but the phone was LOCKED)
SC: Clearly this phone is not working...*snide*
Me: Yeah, the only way it can fix from down here is to get it looked at. It could be a stuck button or it could be unplugged...
SC: WELL CALL MY DAMN CELL PHONE THEN!!!!
Me: Okay, I will have to tell you that I can't garantee I can do that because it might get forgotten because the computer does pretty much all of that for me...
SC: FINE WHATEVER. DON'T HELP ME! I WILL JUST MISS MY FIGHT AND BLAME IT ON YOU!!!!!(ELEVENTY).
Me: Sir, I tried to help the only way that I can... I can still try to call you at 515 (even though it will be long-distance & I could get in trouble because of that...whatever I will risk it all FOR YOU!) So what is your number?
SC: DON'T CALL ME 'SIR', I AM NOT MY FATHER!!!!!!!! (maday maday EW EW pull up pull up!!!) I only stay here 20 times month (I could feel his dislike of me through the phone).
Me: (getting upset, I do not deserve to be treated like shit) I am sorry, the room number & all of that appears on the phone when a room calls & that is how I know who it is...(pull room up quick on my computer) Okay Mike! Mike!
SC: (snide again) That's better...now nevermind I will just be late... I have a 6am flight, but what's taking the 1pm one if I am late, huh? Not like it matters!
Me: Well, let me take your number & I will make a huge note for myself.
SC: Oh I am not worried, cuz YOU WILL FORGET...but here it is *gives it*
Me: Okay (I hate you, go to hell!)
SC: How about that shuttle, I am I the only one on the shuttle at 6?
Me: *Turn to my listing* No it looks like we have someone else...
SC: Oh great! I was hoping I was the only one. I have a 645am flight! I wanted to leave at 545 instead! Why do you people (we have to schedule on the hour)...oh nevermind. Just try to call me. WHATEVER!
Me: Okay, sorry.... (I hate you still, die)
And at that...I wanted to call him every hour because he will prolly get his money back at this rate...
Me: (call from outside hotel) *speal*
SC: Hi I am calling from my cell because there appears to be something wrong with my phone here in 332...
Me: Okay, I can send someone up there to fix whatever is wrong with it (it's usually unplugged or a button is stuck).
SC: Well, I am in bed (for some reason I knew what was coming, but didn't realize it would be a bitch fest) and the alarm clock doesn't set right so I need a wake up call for 5:15am.
Me: Well, in order for the wakeup call system to work the phone in the room needs to be working..
SC: Well, I am in bed! I don't want anyone fixing it. The alarm clock doesn't work...
Me: (at this point I try to access the phone to see if it's listed as LOCKED, which means it's somehow off the hook for the previous reasons). Okay... (accidently hang up on the guy)...*explain the following to dead air accidently* (phone rings) I am sooo sorry I was trying to see if there was something to do on the phone from here and hit a button.
SC: Okay well, I need that wakeup call at 515.
Me: As I said, it won't work over the phone unless the phone is working...so... Let me see if I can see what is wrong from dowm here. Let me hang up with you & see.
SC: Just trying giving me a call on the phone!
Me: Okay I will do that (which was MY PLAN!, but the phone was LOCKED)
SC: Clearly this phone is not working...*snide*
Me: Yeah, the only way it can fix from down here is to get it looked at. It could be a stuck button or it could be unplugged...
SC: WELL CALL MY DAMN CELL PHONE THEN!!!!
Me: Okay, I will have to tell you that I can't garantee I can do that because it might get forgotten because the computer does pretty much all of that for me...
SC: FINE WHATEVER. DON'T HELP ME! I WILL JUST MISS MY FIGHT AND BLAME IT ON YOU!!!!!(ELEVENTY).
Me: Sir, I tried to help the only way that I can... I can still try to call you at 515 (even though it will be long-distance & I could get in trouble because of that...whatever I will risk it all FOR YOU!) So what is your number?
SC: DON'T CALL ME 'SIR', I AM NOT MY FATHER!!!!!!!! (maday maday EW EW pull up pull up!!!) I only stay here 20 times month (I could feel his dislike of me through the phone).
Me: (getting upset, I do not deserve to be treated like shit) I am sorry, the room number & all of that appears on the phone when a room calls & that is how I know who it is...(pull room up quick on my computer) Okay Mike! Mike!
SC: (snide again) That's better...now nevermind I will just be late... I have a 6am flight, but what's taking the 1pm one if I am late, huh? Not like it matters!
Me: Well, let me take your number & I will make a huge note for myself.
SC: Oh I am not worried, cuz YOU WILL FORGET...but here it is *gives it*
Me: Okay (I hate you, go to hell!)
SC: How about that shuttle, I am I the only one on the shuttle at 6?
Me: *Turn to my listing* No it looks like we have someone else...
SC: Oh great! I was hoping I was the only one. I have a 645am flight! I wanted to leave at 545 instead! Why do you people (we have to schedule on the hour)...oh nevermind. Just try to call me. WHATEVER!
Me: Okay, sorry.... (I hate you still, die)
And at that...I wanted to call him every hour because he will prolly get his money back at this rate...
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