More fun with one-liners

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: To make a short story long… (gee thx)

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Customer: I can hear my TV through my phone!

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Customer: Do you have an “outtie*” in my area right now? (*outage???)

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Customer: I don’t have dial tone on my home phone. Wait…let me check. Let me call myself, & see if I answer the phone.

[ArenaBoy]

1. Blabbing on about how he has no life.

2. Oh wow!! What an amazing discovery

3. No, we do not specialize in belly buttons.

4. "Why am I getting busy signal?"


That last one killed my brain cells, seriously whoever said that people have to be professional to customers never dealt with your callers PJ.

[LostMyMind]

Customer: I don’t have dial tone on my home phone. Wait…let me check. Let me call myself, & see if I answer the phone.

Well, she might be calling via "cell phone".

However back in the day, you were actually able to call yourself. You dial your own number and hang-up, your phone will ring. :looks for the old man emote:

[Becks]

However back in the day, you were actually able to call yourself. You dial your own number and hang-up, your phone will ring.

I remember doing that, myself, because it would be odd if the phone didn't ring every half an hour or so, and it was going on at least 3 hours since the last phone call.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Customer: Do you have an “outtie*” in my area right now? (*outage???)

Maybe that customer was Australian-you know, they want a can of beer, they ask for a tinnie, and if they want to know if there is an power outage, they ask if there's an outtie.

Simple, no?