Wherein a Manticore is sexually harassed.

[DeltaSierra]

That is an unbelievable costume!!! WOW!!! Amazing.

[Chromatix]

Newt Scamander sez:

The Manticore is a highly dangerous Greek beast with the head of a man, the body of a lion and the tail of a scorpion. As dangerous as the Chimaera, and as rare, the Manticore is reputed to croon softly as it devours its prey. Manticore skin repels almost all known charms and the sting causes instant death.

Nothing in there about talking, unfortunately. But at least you don't have to be completely mute.

[Kitten in the box]

While you can't touch little bratty shitheads there's nothing wrong with telling them to "F*ck Off" or take a "Flying F*ck at the moon" just as long as you don't touch them.

I remember seeing this one 10 year old "hard ass" try and punch some dude in a costume. The guy never hit him but put out his arm to block the kid and step foward. Little kid fell down and screamed like he was being beaten to death. He wasn't even hurt. Daddy came over and appologized to the guy and took his kid away all the while the kid was screaming that the guy made him fall. Dad said "no he didn't YOU fell when you tried to hit him and he blocked you."

that was the funniest thing I had ever seen