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I'm in the newsroom all day. It's election day. The only time I have not been on the phone with some election nut was the 45 minutes I snuck away for lunch, and even then there was one ranting in line in front of me at the store. And I still have two HOURS.
PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME."Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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Quoth crazylegs View PostNah, I won't be able to read your fantastic posts. Cloroform be ok though right?"Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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Quoth MystyGlyttyr View PostIt's like all of Gravekeeper's people called up Kara's people for a get-together, came here, got drunk, threw tacos on each other, watched The Conspiracy Channel, and decided to tell me ALL ABOUT IT.
Okay, I'm really sorry for what you're going through, Mysty, but damn that's funny!
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Y'see, we don't have politics like this in Canada.
In the US, you have huge controversies, riots in the street, shootings, conspiracy theories, and violence.
We only get that way over Hockey.
If someone unbalanced in the U.S. doesn't like your current President, he will acquire a high-powered rifle, ammunition, and find a quiet spot to hide, opening fire at a vulnerable moment and possibly changing the course of history.
If someone unbalance in Canada doesn't like the current Prime Minister, he will acquire a high-calorie baked good, whipped cream, and find a quiet spot to hide, jumping out at a vulnerable moment to cram the Prime Minister's face full of banana cream and possibly jack up the Prime Minister's dry claning bill.Check out my webcomic!
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First of all, if you think we don't have any whackjobs here in Canada, you need to get out more.
Second, this thread is about customers who drag us into their nutty conspiracy theories. It is not about comparing Canada to the US. That will get us into Fratching territory rather quickly.
If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com
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There is no Canada. Canada is a faerie tale told to protect the interests of the Mint Frosting Cabal. My goldfish told me so.
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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