My brain has exploded and is leaking out.

[candyshopgirl]

I swear people are really morons:


So this girl comes up to pay with one of our upshot mini energy drinks and this happens.

Me-Okay that is 2.45.
Girl-Pays and recieves change.
Girl-What is that.
Me-what is what??????
Girl-points to the energy drink
Me-UGHHHH thats the energy drink you just bought
Me--.
Then the girl just took her drink and left.

Another genius:
We had to move our newspaper stand away from the door because people are taking our papers and not paying.And this month we have this basketball books that have to stay with the newspapers on the stand.They are 9.95. So this asshole comes in and tries to grab 4-5 of them as he walks out the door. I chase him down (it was 50.00 worth of stuff) and he tries to say he didn't know they were 9.95.Even though they have 9.95 printed in Big red Numbers on the front.So I moved the stand and put up a sign that says Pay for newspapers.Once again I having to treat the customers like 5 year olds.

This Asshole....
Stood in line for 5 mins huffing and puffing and when it was his turn to pay....
He left his items at the counter and the people behind him to get gum.Why didn't he just get out of line?

I swear it scares me that these people are walking around without supervision,especially the what is that girl.

[elysia]

I totally understand. People are idiots.

My personal favorite:

Girl from tanning salon next door comes over to send a fax.
I fax them and hand them back to her.
She looks confused and says, "You didn't fax them?"
I say, "Yes, they went through fine."
"But, I'm holding them in my hand!"

[IT Grunt]

I say, "Yes, they went through fine."
"But, I'm holding them in my hand!"

I guess she was expecting the messenger pigeon to come flapping out of the back room.

[seigus]

And remember, their vote counts just as much as yours...

[taxguykarl]

And remember, their vote counts just as much as yours...

Now you're scaring me

[AirHostess]

I have come to the conclusion that most people are both sheep and idiots.

[It's me]

I have come to the conclusion that most people are both sheep and idiots.

Ha! shidiots!

[cawaker]

Ha! shidiots!

haha i'm so stealing that.

[AirHostess]

Ha! shidiots!

LOL I will use that in future.

[Nashida]

Ha! shidiots!

That is genius right there, good sir/ma'am.

[mharbourgirl]

My husband would like to offer his favorite as a backup: Sheeple.

[mattm04]

Ha! shidiots!

ROTFL! That's awesome.

We do have SC's just assume they can take a paper and leave the money on the stand. We have no clue what paper they bought and we end up assumin the papers we are short were stolen.