If you listened any less I'd explode.

[looney_librarian]

We get people here at the library that still goes through the automated: "You have reached Belk Library at XXX state university. press 1 for hours, 2 for circulation desk, 3 for reference desk."

We even respond with, "XXX Belk Library, how can I help you?"

And the first two things we usually get are: "Is this XXX Library?" and "What are your hours?"



just why????

[Captain Trips]

"Thank you for calling Tech Support, this is Trips speaking."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I wanted Tech Support." (click)

"WTF?"