beer bottles

[thehippie777]

What not to do: Check into my hotel at all.


What not to do: Come in after 2am with 5 of your closest pals drunk off your asses.

What not to do: Ask me about the pool at all. Have a spokesman for the group tell me I look good tonight. Have a guy walk out the door, look at me, and appologize....for???? To???? Who was he talking to??? He was alone and wasn't looking at me when he did.

What not to do: Bring your bitch-beers that are in glass bottles into the pool area without me seeing, or you seeing, for that matter, the BIG SIGN ON THE EXTRANCE that says "NO food OR drink". Glass is the worst cuz if a drunk ass breaks it in the pool itself it has to be shut down for way too long to empty & then vacuum the pool. Roughtly takes 4 days.

What not to do: Be so excited about the pool that you jump into the pool for a swim in your tightie whities. I knew you were only in your underwear because it didn't take you long to realize you are making your pals stare at your weiner.

What not to do: Leave two full, one open, bottles of your booze still in the pool when you stumble down the hallway screaming at eachother. The second I saw it, it was in the trash. I was hoping you'd come back for your booze and I would've told you too bad.

What not to do: Scream in the hallways, and then belch a whole bunch VERY LOUDLY, all while laughing like it's just the coolest cuz you are the only one who burps in the entire world!!!

What not to do: Linger in the hallways.

What not to do: Go pass out, but before that somehow managing to leave a trail of mostly full bitch-beer bottles on the way to your room (lucily on the 1st floor). I almost debated gathering then & make a nice pyramind right in front of the door, but they were all mostly full and they would have spilled, and you would have bitched that it wasn't your fault. I also almost decided to wham like crazy on your doors to scream at you about your fucking retardedness...but I might have put the bottles in places only "special porn" puts such things.

What to do: Leave the desk notes telling of your adventure in bitch beer land and inform the rest of the desk NOT TO EXTEND YOUR STAY IF YOU ASK. cuz...you are fuck-heads

[Evil Queen]

Oh, I see you took a trip to Lala-Land and survived!

Have a cookie. *gives*

[Apathy]

Wow.

I wouldn't have been able to restrain whatever malicious/murderous impulses I would have had.

[blas]

I would have dumped all the booze out, and piled all the bottles in front of the door, or even better, on top of their bed while they were sleeping.

[NightWatch]

If there is a way to lock or barricade their bathroom shut while sleeping, you shoulda done it. We all know that after waking from a night of drinking, you REALLY have to pee.. or at least i do... That would have been sufficient punishment. Making them have to run all the way to the lobby doin the potty dance... hehehe!!

[smileyeagle1021]

Nightwatch, that would mean that she has to deal with these people in the lobby again... yeah it's good punishment to the SC but an even greater punishment to Hippie.

[Evil Queen]

I would have dumped all the booze out

Depends on the booze in my opinion. I actually have confiscated glass bottles of beer from guests that were drinking in the jacuzzi. After berating them, of course. Otherwise what would the use be?

Actually, I think the bottles are still in the fridge at work. It was crappy beer (bud light). If it was Guinness, those puppies would have come home with me.

[Jester]

I don't think the bathroom barricade thing would have worked. Because if you did that, what would stop that type of fuckhead from just peeing on the floor in the lobby? Their moral code? Their scruples? Their hygiene? Their shyness? Their decency? They've already displayed quite clearly that they have none of these things.