Wherein I Wish You Were a Steak...

[BookstoreEscapee]

I am also wondering how old the kids were.

I'd give brownies but roomie and I finished them off this morning.

We're going out for my dad's birthday tonight, to Charlie Brown's (steakhouse). I promise to not complain about the size of my steak. Or the price. Or anything else unless it's truly legit. Which it's rare that we ever complain, especially at this particular location.

[Geek King]

Oh no no no no... cookies are a sometimes food now

Now is a sometimes.

*Donates some white chocolate macadamia nut cookies and joins the cookie gobble*

But seriously, I love porterhouse/T-bones, but even I know that they'll cost you $20-25 in a meal at most eateries. Not including drinks. Hell, they're expensive cuts of meat in the supermarket (but oh-so-good on the grill. num!). And this doof got two other meals. What a dingus. Watch what your kids order next time.

[DevilBoy]

I really hate drunks acting like assholes.

Something tells me this guy wasn't acting.

[Jester]

I really hate drunks acting like assholes.

Who says he was acting? (Damn, someone beat me to it!)

what's the fine on DWI then?... cos if it's less than $500 i can see some guy turing himself in just for some cash

Even a real bonehead wouldn't do that. Because besides the fine, you also have to deal with possible jail time, the incident on your record, possible probation, court-ordered alcohol and/or driving classes, etc., etc. And chances are good that you can't actually get a reward for turning yourself in, I am guessing.

I'd be weirded out if kids were ordering steaks in the first place.

Why would kids ordering steaks weird you out? By the story, it sounded like they were teenagers, but even if they were younger, some kids like steaks. Where's the weird part?

[bunnyboy]

Why would kids ordering steaks weird you out? By the story, it sounded like they were teenagers, but even if they were younger, some kids like steaks. Where's the weird part?

Hear! Hear! When I was a little bunny (lets see 27 now so about 22 years ago when I lived near Sin City) I would order new york strip at my Grandma's casino of employment...not until about 10 years later did I discover the wondermousness of rare baseball sirloins at one of the local steakhouses up here (and before anyone asks it comes in 4 doneness factors, blue rare, rare, and medium rare.)

mmmmmmm *falls over dreaming of it*