Alas, Poor Uncle Vick

[Aethian]

*watches those two fight, back away, and then grins sweetly at Broom*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*watches those two fight, back away, and then grins sweetly at Broom*

I thought the Pervfest Thread was over in Off Topic . . . . I didn't realize it had moved.

[Broomjockey]

Apparently it follows me. I still wanna know when I got popular enough to kidnap.

[Soulstealer]

Apparently it follows me. I still wanna know when I got popular enough to kidnap.

Well I'm only doing it for money, kidnapping isn't cheap you know. You'll have to ask the clients when you got popular.

[Aethian]

I have a thing for Norse men and for the Aussies... *shrugs*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Apparently it follows me. I still wanna know when I got popular enough to kidnap.

At least you're popular enough. I, on the other hand, seem to be an invisible wallflower of some unknown origin.

Can't quite put my finger on it. I know I took a bath today and I'm wearing clean clothes. . . . .

[Gravekeeper]

At this point I can really only stand back and marvel in awe ( or perhaps horror ) at that which I have set in motion.

[Jester]

Sort of like trying to teach a parrot a new word. Except you've filled the parrot's water bottle full of Jack Daniels and than violently shook him for 15 minutes first.

The scary thing is, I know precisely how the parrot would feel.

SC: “This may sound strange….but can you tell me what day it is?”

Even scarier....I know how it feels to ask that, too. Kind of says something about my life, huh?

Norse invaders don't deal well with anything that resembles heat

Neither do Valkyries. You might say I've had some "experience" with one.

[RetailWorkhorse]

*tackles EQ into the conveniently located mud-wrestling pit*

*Films*

At this point I can really only stand back and marvel in awe ( or perhaps horror ) at that which I have set in motion.

I'll be sure to send you a copy.

[Snowbird]

Head Towards The Light

SC: “The lights are on in the upper lounge at the building across from me again! They’re too bright and they shine onto my building and no one can sleep!”

This person needs to learn the wonders that are blackout curtains. There are even blackout liners that can be attached to the curtains of your choice.

I come from a family of graveyard shift-ers. What can I say?

Also, the bit about the objective and mini-map...

[Becks]

Apparently not only has chain mail come back into fashion but it’s now being offered in a stylish hooded sweat. For when your morning jog is at risk of running astray of a Norse raiding party.

Oh who am I kidding. I’d totally wear a chainmail hooded sweat. To work no less. I mean you never know. Sure they’ve died down a bit in recent years but the Norse are a persistent lot and you never know what’ll get on the Skytrain at Broadway.

I would *totally* get one, if such a thing was available. But it's not. So I can't. *pout*

I know I’m 176lbs of spindly irresistible geekmeat but I am on the clock right now and I’d hate to have to charge you per minute.

Let me know if/when you change your mind. I have a job now.

[smileyeagle1021]

I still wanna know when I got popular enough to kidnap.

I think it happened shortly after the "Flaming Homophobe" thread....

[Mistress of Foxes]

It's because red hair's better, isn't it?

*grins* Nope. It's the fault of the red haired vikings going there to pillage and plunder and, you know, leave quite a few genes behind

I would *totally* get one, if such a thing was available. But it's not. So I can't. *pout*

It's not a chainmail hoodie, but I know that some geek shops tell chainmail t-shirts

[Horsetuna]

My local SCA group teaches chain mail.

MAybe I'll make myself a chain mail hoodie.

[malmalthekiller]

SC: "WHARGHARBL"
Me: "Shut UP you warbling SEA COW"


-

I about peed my pants at this point, because it reminds me of the picture with the hose blasting water in a dog's mouth. If you get what I mean.

I do the same thing to customers, except it's usually in my mind. They're babbling about some inane b.s. and I'm thinking "Shut up shut up, oh god, shut up."