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    In my free time, I take Han Mu Do. I've taken it long enough that this coming March I'll be testing for my black belt.

    In this martial art, once the student earns their red belt, they are expected to help instruct the younger and/or newer students.

    This past week, we were without our black belts to teach class, so myself and two other brown belts were trading off teaching the new students and reveiwing our own techniques.

    We have a few members of the dojaeng that are studying with us to fulfill their PE credit requirements with the local university. They are supposed to show up to class two times a week, and the instructors will grade them based on attendance and effort.

    Now, we have had some really enthusiastic students, and we have had a few students decide to show up only when it's convenient for them.

    Bill is one of the latter types of students, but he decided to grace us with his presence this past Wednesday. Bill, is maybe 5 ft 7in, but tips the scales at about 230lbs; all of it muscle.

    This past Wednesday, I was teaching Son Mak Sul (defense against same side wrist grabs), these are techniques that primarily depend on moving your opponent's wrist in new and interesitng and painful ways. They tend to be easy enough to do, and don't require much physical strength, but they will drop a person to their knees, and can easy damage a wrist.

    I had taught the new students the first three techniques in the series and was standing back and observing them, when Will (another brown belt), called me over to ask something. The next thing I know, I see Gil (yet another brown belt), on the ground with a pained expression curled up around his wrist.

    It turns out that Bill went over to Gill and set Son Mak Sul No. 3 on Gil hard and fast. Luckily nothing was broken, but Gil's wrist is still somewhat sore. I was miffed that Bill had done this, at the very least it is disrespectful, at the very most it is rather dangerous.

    I was standing there arms akimbo while trying to think of a way to reprimand Bill that didn't involve losing my temper. Bill then links his arm with mine and starts to move me in the direction of Will, whom he apparently knows from outside the dojaeng. I asked him what he was doing and Bil wouldn't tell me, just that I should go with him and it was okay and grinning all the time.

    Deciding that I was having no part of whatever mischeif he had in mind I twined my arm with his such that my elbow was under his elbow and the blade of my hand was on the back side of his shoulder joint. So when I lifted my elbow and pressed down with my hand, Bill very nearly did a standing face plant into the floor.

    After getting shown up by the short, (comparatively) lightweight, female infront of the whole class, Bill was well behaved for the rest of the night.

    Time will only tell if he remains that way the next time he graces us with his presence.

  • #2
    Wow! *Claps*
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Thanks! *bows*

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      • #4
        *standing ovation*

        I hate when a guy thinks he can just pick someone up against their will just because they are bigger.

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        • #5
          and this is what all great teachers in martial arts do....

          reminds me of my Sensei way back when I was in Isshinryu Karate, noticed that some people were way off on their stances and brought out a Bo...you got one warning, a slam right beside your foot, we never knew if anyone got a staff on their foot because just about everyone upon SEEING it hit the hard gym floor stood in the stance right.

          and it's always great to show off that in most arts it's not how big you are, but how much a part of your muscle memory the moves are.
          Last edited by bunnyboy; 11-17-2008, 04:42 AM.

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          • #6
            I taught Sin Moo Hapkido for a couple of years--a pretty closely related art in a lot of ways to Han Mu Do. You learned quickly the people who relied on their relative size to be intimidating and those who didn't need size to kick a little booty.

            One of our school's most serious badasses was a Cambodian girl--maybe 5'7" and 110 pounds soaking wet. She could mess a brother up, but until you actually saw her in action, she was easy to underestimate.

            One of the benefits of being a bigger guy and teaching was the look of joy on a student's face when little old them dropped big old me by using a technique correctly. That's a confidence builder. That said, the tendons in my wrists are pretty much fried these days from all the abuse of teaching new students.
            Enjoy my latest stupid quest for immortality. http://1001plus.blogspot.com/

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            • #7
              *confetti toss*

              Can I buy you a drink? ^^ Way to take that creep down.
              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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              • #8
                Hehe, I love watching people get object lessons about who the teacher is, and why they're the teacher. It's almost always the biggest person in the room, and ALWAYS a guy...and suddenly, they learn that it doesn't matter that the teacher weighs 100+ less pounds than they do.

                I'm glad Bill learned this little lesson
                "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
                "What IS fun to fight through?"
                "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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                • #9
                  Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post

                  Can I buy you a drink?
                  Yay! Alcohol I don't have to pay for!

                  The thing is, as big as Bill is, he isn't the biggest guy in the class. That honour belongs to 18-Wheeler; he's nearly 7 ft and about 300lbs. He's also a pretty decent guy, so he's not been a problem in class.

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                  • #10
                    That's one of those times when you wish there was someone with a camcorder recording the events. That would be an awesome video to watch!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Igorina View Post
                      Deciding that I was having no part of whatever mischeif he had in mind I twined my arm with his such that my elbow was under his elbow and the blade of my hand was on the back side of his shoulder joint. So when I lifted my elbow and pressed down with my hand, Bill very nearly did a standing face plant into the floor.


                      Oh! My! GAWD! Talk about totally pwning that asshole! I love it. Big, Bad, Macho asshat sucks floor from the hands of someone smaller than he is.

                      Good on ya!

                      M
                      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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