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These stories almost make me glad that the pictures of myself as a baby got ruined when our basement flooded.
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I think I was a cute baby. Although my mother informs me that I was purple for about four days. As she puts it "grape juice baby".
My little kitty-baby isn't cute at all, poor thing. He's got an overbite so bad that you can see the roof of his mouth when his mouth is closed, he's bow-legged, and he makes these FACES...he just looks like a meerkat that's been beaten severely. Not to mention he has a shrieking nasally voice-which he uses SO OFTEN-that would make Mother Theresa punt him in the ribs.
....at least he has a good personality....aside from all the biting...and clawing...and screaming....and following me around and never giving me a moment's peace....
Wait, what were we talking about?"Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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Is he one of those so ugly it's cute kitties?Pit bull-
There is no breed of dog more in need of our compassion; in need of our call to arms on their behalf; and in need of what should be the full force of our enduring sanctuary.Comment
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Hehe I've heard that my grandparents said something about *my* hair. Of 3 sons, I'm the only one that had a full head of dark brown hair at birth. 30 years on, I've given up trying to tame it--the hair goes where it wantsQuoth Sientara View PostMy mom says that when I was born the doctor told her "You have a healthy baby girl, but I have no idea what you are going to do with that hair."
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