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It’s a well known fact that some women, usually the attractive looking ones, will try to use their looks to get anything they want. This has been known to work on a lot of guys. What happened earlier today amuses me greatly.
A woman came in with her Compaq computer (A Presario 1309
...don’t ask me why that’s relevant, it’s not) with some major software issues. The short version of what the problems were with her computer is that it needed wiping and restoring back to its factory settings. “Format c:\” fixes all issues 
First off, let me describe this woman for you. She’s about 5’5” long brown hair that waved elegantly over her shoulders. Her body looked fresh of a magazine cover. She was slim with a fair sized chest. Really smooth skin, slightly tanned. I man, she obviously takes good care about how she looks. She was wearing a lacy dress that you could see right through. Her shoulder straps were half-off and she constantly had to pull them up
Anyway, I told her what the problem was and what needed to be done. She asked if we could do it for her. “Yes” I said “No problem. It’s £29.99”
“Will that mean I’ll loose all my photos?” she asked
I go into ‘Flea needs some figures on his eclipse pin number today’-mode “Well actually no. We do offer a data recovery service. It’s £160 but that also gives you a 500GB external hard drive for you to use for backup purposes later”
At this point she started pushing her chest out. It grew about 2 cup sizes, I am not kidding you and I can imagine what’s going through her head “He’s a nerd. He probably doesn’t get any. I’ll make him think he has a chance” then she says “How cheap can you do it? I’m a student. I can’t afford that” she said, trying to look pouty
“Sorry. That’s the price” I said, smirking inwardly. At this point, I look around and I can see the eyes of EVERYONE in the store are on me, looking to see how I’m going to react. I can hear everyone in tech behind me trying not to laugh
“well, will anybody look through the computer? I mean, there’s pictures on there I would rather no one see. Just pictures of me and my boyfriend...you know...” she says, pushing her chest out more with a bigger pout and puppy-dog eyes
At this point I hear the noise of rushing air and the compressor kicking in. Someone is deliberately running the (very loud) air compressor so the guys in tech can laugh their arses off without anyone hearing them “No. We don’t look through your files” I said with a smile
“Oh well, I’ll have to come back then” she grabbed hold of her trolley and turns away, giving me one final glance then walking away with a very sexy walk
So yeah, she was trying to appeal to my libido to get a freebie. There’s an irony here that some of you will have guessed, some of you already know about and some have no clue about. She was trying to come-on to the only person on that department who’s GAY xD
A woman came in with her Compaq computer (A Presario 1309
...don’t ask me why that’s relevant, it’s not) with some major software issues. The short version of what the problems were with her computer is that it needed wiping and restoring back to its factory settings. “Format c:\” fixes all issues First off, let me describe this woman for you. She’s about 5’5” long brown hair that waved elegantly over her shoulders. Her body looked fresh of a magazine cover. She was slim with a fair sized chest. Really smooth skin, slightly tanned. I man, she obviously takes good care about how she looks. She was wearing a lacy dress that you could see right through. Her shoulder straps were half-off and she constantly had to pull them up
Anyway, I told her what the problem was and what needed to be done. She asked if we could do it for her. “Yes” I said “No problem. It’s £29.99”
“Will that mean I’ll loose all my photos?” she asked
I go into ‘Flea needs some figures on his eclipse pin number today’-mode “Well actually no. We do offer a data recovery service. It’s £160 but that also gives you a 500GB external hard drive for you to use for backup purposes later”
At this point she started pushing her chest out. It grew about 2 cup sizes, I am not kidding you and I can imagine what’s going through her head “He’s a nerd. He probably doesn’t get any. I’ll make him think he has a chance” then she says “How cheap can you do it? I’m a student. I can’t afford that” she said, trying to look pouty
“Sorry. That’s the price” I said, smirking inwardly. At this point, I look around and I can see the eyes of EVERYONE in the store are on me, looking to see how I’m going to react. I can hear everyone in tech behind me trying not to laugh
“well, will anybody look through the computer? I mean, there’s pictures on there I would rather no one see. Just pictures of me and my boyfriend...you know...” she says, pushing her chest out more with a bigger pout and puppy-dog eyes
At this point I hear the noise of rushing air and the compressor kicking in. Someone is deliberately running the (very loud) air compressor so the guys in tech can laugh their arses off without anyone hearing them “No. We don’t look through your files” I said with a smile
“Oh well, I’ll have to come back then” she grabbed hold of her trolley and turns away, giving me one final glance then walking away with a very sexy walk
So yeah, she was trying to appeal to my libido to get a freebie. There’s an irony here that some of you will have guessed, some of you already know about and some have no clue about. She was trying to come-on to the only person on that department who’s GAY xD
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