Sexy Woman

[Chromatix]

But most of the time, a pretty woman spells trouble, just like a short man: both tend to be aggressive and unforgiving in negotiations. Maybe because they're used to people not taking them seriously.

"Well I couldn't put 'Angry Short Bloke' now could I?" -- Richard Hammond, on his massaging of the truth in a personal ad.

[AdvancedFlea]

can I mention now that I'd like in both your pants right now

heeey, what goes on in our collective underware concering workhorse and me is our business

...we just choose to display it publicly

Maybe because they're used to people not taking them seriously.

oh god, I know an attractive, short female and dear GOD, I try to avoid getting into debates with her as much as I can. she is a pitbull, I tell you that now.

[RetailWorkhorse]

heeey, what goes on in our collective underware concering workhorse and me is our business

...we just choose to display it publicly

Indeed, indeed. Hey, where's a good spot in that little village you wanted to move to that could handle you, me, and a video camera?

[Nyoibo]

I vote main street intersection.

[Soulstealer]

I'd be an awful person to ask if you look pretty. I can tell general things but specifics of people allude me, I think I never developed that part of my brain properly.

For example, it's Thanksgiving and I'm visiting my dad and stepmom. My step mom has lost about 18lbs has we've learnt several times over dinner. When did I notice this? I still haven't. I'm sorry stepmommy, I'm not being mean and everyone else noticed. I really can't tell.

[Akasa]

I have never knowingly used my looks to get something, but there was this one time at a car parts shop I asked how to ut on my windshield wipers(I'd never done it before) and the guy practically jumped over the counter with a "I'll do it for you!"
My best friend has never let me live that one down. She says I batted my eyes. I say I did not.
There have been other times I suddenly became aware of admiring smiles in my direction by the guys behind the counter, but I put that to being well endowed.

As for the men not pulling the look at me aren't I cute? Gimme discount! They do too! Usually frat boys, or other pretty boys, or the ones who think they are god's gift to women. Its as big a turn off for women with sense as what the girl in OP did is a turn off to men w/ sense.

[smileyeagle1021]

heeey, what goes on in our collective underware concering workhorse and me is our business

...we just choose to display it publicly
.

well, it was worth a try

though now I must say
This thread is useless without video

[RetailWorkhorse]

I vote main street intersection.

It's a possibility.

I'd be an awful person to ask if you look pretty.

Actually, Flea-Bit looks like a dork. *Ducks computer parts* Erm...I luff chu? *Smacked upside head with harddrive*

Ow.

This thread is useless without video

Working on it. Kinda hard when your partner lives across a very vast ocean.

[SteeleDragon78]

Working on it. Kinda hard when your partner lives across a very vast ocean.

gotta dog paddle faster

[AdvancedFlea]

Erm...I luff chu? *Smacked upside head with harddrive*

My good spapre hard drive! *wipes the blood off it* I think you thick head broke it ;_;

gotta dog paddle faster

ya know, I have been trying to teach him how to swim faster and burn less engery in the process but RWH just won't take my swimming advice

[RetailWorkhorse]

My good spapre hard drive! *wipes the blood off it* I think you thick head broke it ;_;

Pretty birdy, tweet?

ya know, I have been trying to teach him how to swim faster and burn less engery in the process but RWH just won't take my swimming advice

Tell me why I need to waste all that energy when I really just have to hijack my Uncle's boat.

The Real Problem, however, is still Customs.

[Nyoibo]

UK customs isn't that hard to get around.

[AdvancedFlea]

The Real Problem, however, is still Customs.

Immigration. I don't know why they would let a phsyco like YOU past ^_^

UK customs isn't that hard to get around.

Never flown in through Birmingham Airport, have you?

Customs: whats in the bag sir?
Me: My laptop and some books
Customs: Okay *Grabs Radio and speaks into it* Larry, We need an anal cavity search at customs.
Me: o.o;

[Jester]

We had a classic example of this at last year's Fantasy Fest.

The Bar was PACKED. As in sardine can and then some. People are several deep at the bar trying to get drinks. This sixtysomething woman orders a drink from my coworker, Mr. Nice Guy. After he makes the drinks, the following ensues:

OLD LADY: "How much is that?"
MR. NICE GUY: "Six fifty."
The woman then pulled up her shirt, flashing her boobs.
OLD LADY: "NOW how much is it."
MR. NICE GUY: "Um, six fifty."

Lady, look. It's Fantasy Fest. We see tits all the time. So we aren't giving discounts for tits, even if they are twenty something and perfect. And yours were neither. So stop, now, and pay the damn bartender.

Why couldn't she work out a payment plan???

Frankly, I think her whole goal was to NOT pay them, or not pay them much.

me- I know what I told her and neither you nor her will ever no which one of you I lied to...

Or as George Carlin said, "Why don't you both bend over and see which one I FUCK first!"

It's my opinion that every woman needs to be told they're attractive at least once a week. Does a real boost to their self esteem.

Every woman. Oh, HELL no. There are a lot of women that not only deserve that self-esteem boost, but they have too inflated an opinion of themselves already. Not to mention the women who don't have good self-esteem, but are such rabid buttmonkeys that they don't deserve jack shit in the way of compliments.

Sure, I don't often pay for my own drinks at the bar, but in all fairness, I had a boyfriend for a couple of months and have been seeing someone recently.

Here's a question for you, Blas. When was the last time YOU bought HIM drinks? I know it's not the same thing as the OP, but face it, you are still using your femininity to get free shit.

I dated one girl who was offended that I did not buy all her drinks all the time in all the bars we were in. Other guys were buying her drinks, how come I didn't do it all the time?

1. I believe in equality.
2. Those guys are trying to get in your pants, that's why they are buying you drinks.
3. She actually made more money than I did. So why should I spend more of my money on her than she did on me? Her logic was that she had more bills. Sorry, no. I am not the one that told her to buy two Harleys, a camper, and a huge truck, not to mentiion a house. Self-inflicted, darling. Not my problem.

No, I am not against chivalry. I believe in it, but within realistic parameters. Yes, I bought the girl drinks, but when she never bothered to get me one, I said screw it.

One great thing about my ex-fiance, she totally agreed with me on this. I would buy one day, she would buy another time. No muss, no fuss, no problem.

[PuckishOne]

I dated one girl who was offended that I did not buy all her drinks all the time in all the bars we were in. Other guys were buying her drinks, how come I didn't do it all the time?

No, I am not against chivalry. I believe in it, but within realistic parameters. Yes, I bought the girl drinks, but when she never bothered to get me one, I said screw it.

Rock on, brother Jester. I'll buy a guy a drink from time to time...hell, I'll buy my own drinks, and it's not because I can't get someone to buy for me. I've got a lovely set of tits, but I don't employ them for anything other than making my shirts look good. I've got no problem with women (or men, for that matter) plying their looks to get things, but you'll find I have zero sympathy when those same people complain about how annoying it is that everyone just wants to have sex with them. (Oh, the humanity!)