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  • #76
    Quoth Nyoibo View Post
    UK customs isn't that hard to get around.
    It's because this great big gun that I'd be bringing. It's an antique so I can't just sell it, but I'm not about to leave it with ANY of my family members (everyone would sell it and if i gave it to EQ for safe-keeping, I'd never get it back).
    Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
    Immigration. I don't know why they would let a phsyco like YOU past ^_^
    This is also true. How easy would it be to get my anti-psycho medications in the UK?
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #77
      Quoth Jester View Post
      Here's a question for you, Blas. When was the last time YOU bought HIM drinks? I know it's not the same thing as the OP, but face it, you are still using your femininity to get free shit.

      I dated one girl who was offended that I did not buy all her drinks all the time in all the bars we were in. Other guys were buying her drinks, how come I didn't do it all the time?

      1. I believe in equality.
      2. Those guys are trying to get in your pants, that's why they are buying you drinks.
      3. She actually made more money than I did. So why should I spend more of my money on her than she did on me? Her logic was that she had more bills. Sorry, no. I am not the one that told her to buy two Harleys, a camper, and a huge truck, not to mentiion a house. Self-inflicted, darling. Not my problem.

      No, I am not against chivalry. I believe in it, but within realistic parameters. Yes, I bought the girl drinks, but when she never bothered to get me one, I said screw it.
      Well said Jester, well said!

      I *HATE* how guys are expected to do everything, buy drinks/dinner, etc. all the time. I realize that not all women are like this, but a majority are (same with the guys, they can be just as guilty of perpetuating this). It would just be nice to see more women take the initiative for once, and I'm not talking about using their bodies to get what they want.

      Unlike most guys I know, I'm not intimidated by strong women.

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      • #78
        Quoth PuckishOne View Post
        I've got a lovely set of tits,
        But what about the nice set of budgies you've got? And that nice parrot?
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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        • #79
          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          But what about the nice set of budgies you've got? And that nice parrot?
          Oh, you know how I like a gratuitous pun on the weekends, don't you?

          Geez, I've had them called lots of things before, but never "budgies." And I'll stifle my visions of John Cleese in a plastic raincoat and refrain from parrot jokes.
          Not all who wander are lost.

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          • #80
            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
            This is also true. How easy would it be to get my anti-psycho medications in the UK?
            Well, a UK citizen can go through their local practitioner and get them for a moderate fee on the NHS (some people don't even pay the prescription charge). Depends on you finding a GP who accepts your non-resident paperwork and agrees with the diagnosis you were given, I guess.

            Rapscallion

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            • #81
              yeah. Rapps is right. even with the NHS, it's not like we just GIVE drugs away.
              -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

              Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

              A guide for customers about retail

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              • #82
                Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                Depends on you finding a GP who accepts your non-resident paperwork and agrees with the diagnosis you were given, I guess.

                Rapscallion
                Hmm. Guess I get to do without then. I already tried the herbals, and Dad said I was a complete psycho on them.

                Poop.
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                • #83
                  When I was in college, I got caught on the wrong end of that stereotype. I've been told I'm attractive (I don't personally think I'm anything special), and I went to an engineering school (6:1 guy-girl ratio).

                  Well, one of my guy friends took an interest in me and was always doing things for me. He had a car and I didn't, so he'd offer to do things like take me to the airport for Christmas break, or help me move all my junk from the dorms to storage for the summer. I swear, every single time he did something nice for me, I asked if there was anything I could help him with in return and he always turned me down. I always felt bad that he never let me return the favor, but that's just it, he never let me, so what could I do?

                  Sometime during my sophomore year, he just rounded on me one day. He started chewing me out about how he always does everything for me and I just take and take and never give him anything in return--and gave me one of *those* looks that made my skin crawl. I'd thought he was such a nice guy it shocked me really bad. I don't thnk he literally backed me into a wall but I remember feeling like it. I think I managed to say something along the lines of 'if that's how you feel I'll leave you alone' and left without running, but I never talked to that guy again.
                  It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.

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                  • #84
                    Quoth Darkwish View Post
                    I *HATE* how guys are expected to do everything, buy drinks/dinner, etc. all the time. I realize that not all women are like this, but a majority are...
                    I have to disagree with this. I don't think the majority are. I think a large number are, certainly, but the majority? Nah. But then, maybe that's just me being naive.....


                    Quoth Darkwish View Post
                    Unlike most guys I know, I'm not intimidated by strong women.
                    Nor am I. Problem is, all the sexy strong women I know or meet....already have a guy with them.

                    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                    Still A Customer."

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                    • #85
                      Jos buy me my drinks- but then he earns nearly twice what I do. When I am richer, I buy him his drinks.
                      Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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                      • #86
                        Quoth PuckishOne View Post
                        I've got a lovely set of tits, but I don't employ them for anything other than making my shirts look good.
                        You do realize....that this thread is worthless without pics, right?
                        Sorry, *someone* had to say it
                        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                        • #87
                          Quoth protege View Post
                          this thread is worthless without pics
                          I think the majority of my threads are lol
                          -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                          Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                          A guide for customers about retail

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                          • #88
                            Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
                            Immigration. I don't know why they would let a phsyco like YOU past ^_^



                            Never flown in through Birmingham Airport, have you?

                            Customs: whats in the bag sir?
                            Me: My laptop and some books
                            Customs: Okay *Grabs Radio and speaks into it* Larry, We need an anal cavity search at customs.
                            Me: o.o;
                            Well they let me into the UK, more fool them, and I went through Heathrow.
                            If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                            • #89
                              I still find it funny when I see women doing that sort of thing.
                              Working graveyards at a netcafe, I get alot of girls coming in to kill some time after the bar/club/whatever they work at closes before the buses and trains start up again. Back to the main point, I find it funny when I see women try and do this, because my store is normally full of VERY attractive women at night/early morning, who only come down because noone makes an issue of their looks and they get treated just like every other customer.
                              It is better to be the hammer than the nail.

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                              • #90
                                Laughing after Said sexy girl.

                                The big question would then be asked were they laughing at you for how well you handled the customer. or the customer for thinking she had a chance.

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