#1)
We price match other stores, if you bring in the flyer.
We do not price match our own website, and that's policy. I've been told by managers on several occasions that I cannot do that, so STOP ARGUING.
Even if you bought that item site-to-store, we cannot price match it.
If you want the online price, and here's a novel idea, BUY IT ONLINE.
#2)
Also, you bought something last month, and you want to know if you bring it in on black friday, can you get the sale price? How about no. We only do price matching within a week of your purchase. Pound sand.
#3)
Did you really just bring in a DVD that you shrink wrapped yourself using saran wrap? Really? I'm going to cut off your face and wear it as a mask if I ever see you in the store again. Be gone.
Also, any movie or CD already opened can only be exchanged for the same thing, or we can't return it. No amount of staring me down, blinking rapidly, or holding said item in your hand and turning it over is going to make that fact change. URG.
#4)
STOP bringing in receipts from JULY or SOONER and wondering why you can't return something. I am seriously going to stab the next customer in the forehead with a pair of scissors that brings in a receipt past 90 days and expecting compensation.
Bitch about how you "don't read the big signs at customer service" when you buy something will not win favor over the person that is doing your return (me). So eat me.
I'm one more retarded customer away from walking out of my job.
We price match other stores, if you bring in the flyer.
We do not price match our own website, and that's policy. I've been told by managers on several occasions that I cannot do that, so STOP ARGUING.
Even if you bought that item site-to-store, we cannot price match it.
If you want the online price, and here's a novel idea, BUY IT ONLINE.
#2)
Also, you bought something last month, and you want to know if you bring it in on black friday, can you get the sale price? How about no. We only do price matching within a week of your purchase. Pound sand.
#3)
Did you really just bring in a DVD that you shrink wrapped yourself using saran wrap? Really? I'm going to cut off your face and wear it as a mask if I ever see you in the store again. Be gone.
Also, any movie or CD already opened can only be exchanged for the same thing, or we can't return it. No amount of staring me down, blinking rapidly, or holding said item in your hand and turning it over is going to make that fact change. URG.
#4)
STOP bringing in receipts from JULY or SOONER and wondering why you can't return something. I am seriously going to stab the next customer in the forehead with a pair of scissors that brings in a receipt past 90 days and expecting compensation.
Bitch about how you "don't read the big signs at customer service" when you buy something will not win favor over the person that is doing your return (me). So eat me.
I'm one more retarded customer away from walking out of my job.
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