*sigh*
SP= sucky parent
Me= your ever-lovin' Broom
SP: *holds up cellphone adapter* I need to leave this for my son, but I can't get him on the phone.
Me: Well, the most I can do is call his room, if you'll give me the last name?
SP: McSuckerson
*dials phone, hands to dad, goes to voicemail*
SP: Well, can I just leave this here?
Me: Sorry, no. We're not allowed to hold items for students since last year things left were misplaced.
SP: Well, can you call his roommates?
Me: Do you know their name, or phone number, or room?
SP: No.
Me: Then I can't call them. College policy says I cannot give out any information, you have to already have it (It's actually not just policy, there's a freaking government act called FOIP that says I can't do it either).
SP: But if you dial and then hand me the phone, then that's not giving me the information.
Me: Actually, since you don't know who they are, you'd be finding out that way, and that counts. I can't even confirm he has roommates under policy.
SP: Well, can I just go up and tie it on his door?
Me: Not unescorted. This is a secure facility, no non-residents are allowed in the building alone.
SP: Well, can someone take me up?
Me: Sorry, I'm working alone, and I can't leave the desk.
SP: Well can I put it in his mailbox?
Me: The only access I have to that is if I open up the entire bank of mailboxes.
SP: Well this is just no good for me. I drove three hours to bring this to him!
Me: (thinking) And you didn't arrange for him to be here when you got here?
SP: Are there any offices like the registrar's office open, where they're likely to be helpful?
Me: (thinking more) The registrar's sure as f*ck not going to let you leave your son's cell phone adapter with them (saying) Well, being Sunday I'm pretty sure the registrar's closed today, bu-
SP: Is there security here?
Me: Security's only here overnight, but they-
SP: Over where?
Me: Overnight.
SP: Oh.
Me: But security's stationed in the bottom of building X. They might be able to help you.
SP: Can you call them so that I don't have to waste my time going over there if they aren't going to be helpful?
Me: Sure. *dials non-emergency number and hands it over*
I then proceed to ignore him while he's on the phone, and after about 3 or 4 minutes, I hear "Okay, let me give the phone back to him."
Me: Hello?
Security: Hi? So why won't you take this?
Me: Because this is not a drop-off point, and the building manager and housing coordinator will not let us be responsible for student items.
Security: So, what does he want?
Me: To leave the charger with you guys, I guess.
Security: Oh. Can I talk to him again?
I hand the phone back, inwardly marvelling that the guy managed to not actually say what he wanted in all that time. About 20 seconds later he's off the phone (amazing how quickly things get done when people know what you want, ain't it?)
SP: So can I leave him a note?
Me: Yeah, but I can't guarantee it'll get to him-
SP: What? I can't even leave him a note?
Me: You can, but since I'm here alone, I can't take it now, so I can't guarantee it'll get there, since my co-work-
SP: I can't believe I can't even leave a note
Me: As I said, I'm here alone at the moment, otherwise I'd take it to him right now, happily (since it'll get me away from YOU), but since I can't leave, I can't guarantee anything. Now, just a second, and I'll get you a piece of paper.
Paper's not easy to come by at the desk, so I have to get it from our difficult-to-open-broken-ass printer tray. Takes about 10 seconds to open it. After 5 he declares he's had enough and marches out of the building, so that when I turn around with the paper, I'm presented with a nice view of his back. A student had come up in that time, and caught the tail end. We looked at each other, and I just go "Well, failure to plan..."
And for the record, it says in 3 places in the Resident's Handbook that:
1) We cannot give out information
2) Guests are not allowed unescorted in the building
3) Items cannot be left for students at the front desk, and mail without a full name and address will not be accepted.
And every single student had to initial a place on the Residence Agreement stating that they read it, understood it, and agreed to the rules.
SP= sucky parent
Me= your ever-lovin' Broom
SP: *holds up cellphone adapter* I need to leave this for my son, but I can't get him on the phone.
Me: Well, the most I can do is call his room, if you'll give me the last name?
SP: McSuckerson
*dials phone, hands to dad, goes to voicemail*
SP: Well, can I just leave this here?
Me: Sorry, no. We're not allowed to hold items for students since last year things left were misplaced.
SP: Well, can you call his roommates?
Me: Do you know their name, or phone number, or room?
SP: No.
Me: Then I can't call them. College policy says I cannot give out any information, you have to already have it (It's actually not just policy, there's a freaking government act called FOIP that says I can't do it either).
SP: But if you dial and then hand me the phone, then that's not giving me the information.
Me: Actually, since you don't know who they are, you'd be finding out that way, and that counts. I can't even confirm he has roommates under policy.
SP: Well, can I just go up and tie it on his door?
Me: Not unescorted. This is a secure facility, no non-residents are allowed in the building alone.
SP: Well, can someone take me up?
Me: Sorry, I'm working alone, and I can't leave the desk.
SP: Well can I put it in his mailbox?
Me: The only access I have to that is if I open up the entire bank of mailboxes.
SP: Well this is just no good for me. I drove three hours to bring this to him!
Me: (thinking) And you didn't arrange for him to be here when you got here?
SP: Are there any offices like the registrar's office open, where they're likely to be helpful?
Me: (thinking more) The registrar's sure as f*ck not going to let you leave your son's cell phone adapter with them (saying) Well, being Sunday I'm pretty sure the registrar's closed today, bu-
SP: Is there security here?
Me: Security's only here overnight, but they-
SP: Over where?
Me: Overnight.
SP: Oh.
Me: But security's stationed in the bottom of building X. They might be able to help you.
SP: Can you call them so that I don't have to waste my time going over there if they aren't going to be helpful?
Me: Sure. *dials non-emergency number and hands it over*
I then proceed to ignore him while he's on the phone, and after about 3 or 4 minutes, I hear "Okay, let me give the phone back to him."
Me: Hello?
Security: Hi? So why won't you take this?
Me: Because this is not a drop-off point, and the building manager and housing coordinator will not let us be responsible for student items.
Security: So, what does he want?
Me: To leave the charger with you guys, I guess.
Security: Oh. Can I talk to him again?
I hand the phone back, inwardly marvelling that the guy managed to not actually say what he wanted in all that time. About 20 seconds later he's off the phone (amazing how quickly things get done when people know what you want, ain't it?)
SP: So can I leave him a note?
Me: Yeah, but I can't guarantee it'll get to him-
SP: What? I can't even leave him a note?
Me: You can, but since I'm here alone, I can't take it now, so I can't guarantee it'll get there, since my co-work-
SP: I can't believe I can't even leave a note
Me: As I said, I'm here alone at the moment, otherwise I'd take it to him right now, happily (since it'll get me away from YOU), but since I can't leave, I can't guarantee anything. Now, just a second, and I'll get you a piece of paper.
Paper's not easy to come by at the desk, so I have to get it from our difficult-to-open-broken-ass printer tray. Takes about 10 seconds to open it. After 5 he declares he's had enough and marches out of the building, so that when I turn around with the paper, I'm presented with a nice view of his back. A student had come up in that time, and caught the tail end. We looked at each other, and I just go "Well, failure to plan..."
And for the record, it says in 3 places in the Resident's Handbook that:
1) We cannot give out information
2) Guests are not allowed unescorted in the building
3) Items cannot be left for students at the front desk, and mail without a full name and address will not be accepted.
And every single student had to initial a place on the Residence Agreement stating that they read it, understood it, and agreed to the rules.
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