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...still run on MS-DOS or something.
These precious gems weren't really all that sucky, just...I think something shorted in there.
So Close
SC: Can I have a turkey, provolone, lettuce, and tomato sandiwhc on a roll?
Me: (blessing the Gods of Sammich makers she actually mentioned a cheese). Okay, we have white subrolls or wheat kaiser rolls. Which would you like?
SC: A roll.
Okay. We've cleared that already.
Me: Yes, but white or wheat?
SC: Just a roll, that's all.
Alright, visuals time. I take out one of each.
Me: This 'un (wheat) or this 'un (white)?
SC: *points to wheat*
Okay, you get partial credit.
Wrong Answer
SC: *wraps up sammich order*
Me: *while putting that together* Is that all, or would you like to add anything else?
SC: Yes.
Yes to what? That wasn't a yes or no question, unless you said "Yes to....". Which you didn't.
For GK
Gravekeeper, I think Nunavut just lost a villagee. Because who do I see prancing around the caf but someone in pink camo sweats and a hat. I'm guessing the pants were XXL. I couldn't tell; my retinas were getting fried.
Chicken of the Sea
This happened while I was plating on the entree line on Friday. It was tilapia with a Hawaiian sauce and coconut rice.
According to 12 of the guests who walked by that line, tilapia is a kind of chicken. Because chicken looks just like a fish filet. Might want to tell that celeb girl with the tuna that.
Ha Ha Ha....No.
SC: *blahddy blah sammich* on a white bulkie.
Me: No white bulkies. We have wheat ones or white subrolls.
SC: You're kidding.
Me: Nope. We only ever put those out, if we have them, when we don't have subrolls.
SC: Y'know, you should put them out all the time. That'd make me happy.
Me: *brain to mouth filter: deactivated* Y'know, I should get a raise, plus a $2 bonus for each person that gives me a hard time. That'd make ME happy. But we both know that's going to happen either.
Thank God he laughed at that. He settled for a wheat one.
Ad Fail
Saturday night me and coworker M were putting out more bananas. I went to go stock bread by the toaster when I hear M start cracking up. I come over to investigate.
Apparently Chiquita is trying to target college students, so they put funny quotes on the stickers. Which...yeah, they're funny, but they just don't belong on bananas. Specifically the one he laughed at : "Pocket-Sized Fun!". On an easily 7-inch long banana. Gutter minds abound.
Other winners were "LOL", "Let's Play!" and "Game On!". I'm still looking for more. I do have picture evidence of the LOLBanana.
End transmission.
These precious gems weren't really all that sucky, just...I think something shorted in there.
So Close
SC: Can I have a turkey, provolone, lettuce, and tomato sandiwhc on a roll?
Me: (blessing the Gods of Sammich makers she actually mentioned a cheese). Okay, we have white subrolls or wheat kaiser rolls. Which would you like?
SC: A roll.
Okay. We've cleared that already.
Me: Yes, but white or wheat?
SC: Just a roll, that's all.
Alright, visuals time. I take out one of each.
Me: This 'un (wheat) or this 'un (white)?
SC: *points to wheat*
Okay, you get partial credit.
Wrong Answer
SC: *wraps up sammich order*
Me: *while putting that together* Is that all, or would you like to add anything else?
SC: Yes.
Yes to what? That wasn't a yes or no question, unless you said "Yes to....". Which you didn't.
For GK
Gravekeeper, I think Nunavut just lost a villagee. Because who do I see prancing around the caf but someone in pink camo sweats and a hat. I'm guessing the pants were XXL. I couldn't tell; my retinas were getting fried.
Chicken of the Sea
This happened while I was plating on the entree line on Friday. It was tilapia with a Hawaiian sauce and coconut rice.
According to 12 of the guests who walked by that line, tilapia is a kind of chicken. Because chicken looks just like a fish filet. Might want to tell that celeb girl with the tuna that.
Ha Ha Ha....No.
SC: *blahddy blah sammich* on a white bulkie.
Me: No white bulkies. We have wheat ones or white subrolls.
SC: You're kidding.
Me: Nope. We only ever put those out, if we have them, when we don't have subrolls.
SC: Y'know, you should put them out all the time. That'd make me happy.
Me: *brain to mouth filter: deactivated* Y'know, I should get a raise, plus a $2 bonus for each person that gives me a hard time. That'd make ME happy. But we both know that's going to happen either.
Thank God he laughed at that. He settled for a wheat one.
Ad Fail
Saturday night me and coworker M were putting out more bananas. I went to go stock bread by the toaster when I hear M start cracking up. I come over to investigate.
Apparently Chiquita is trying to target college students, so they put funny quotes on the stickers. Which...yeah, they're funny, but they just don't belong on bananas. Specifically the one he laughed at : "Pocket-Sized Fun!". On an easily 7-inch long banana. Gutter minds abound.
Other winners were "LOL", "Let's Play!" and "Game On!". I'm still looking for more. I do have picture evidence of the LOLBanana.
End transmission.
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